Sir, I've been thinking.
I'd be shocked if you ever stopped, Carter.
“Red Sky” · Season 5, Episode 5
In this episode: Jack O'Neill (10), Samantha Carter (6), Daniel Jackson (2), Teal'c (1), George Hammond (1), Freyr (1)
Carter? What just happened? (She looks up at the sky, confused)
EElrad
The Eye of Odin grows dim.
Some sort of shift in the light frequency.
Good. I thought I was having a stroke.
I have great confidence in you, Carter. Go on back to the SGC and… confuse Hammond.
However, we do have a smaaall little problem that could use some of that Asgard magic.
Are you implying that our technology is some kind of trickery?
[long pause]
You're sure Thor's not around somewhere?
Is it obvious only to me that these people don't want help?
GHGen. Hammond
[referring to Carter's plan] I thought the odds of success in this scenario were one in a million, Major.
Yes, sir. But I now think that we can increase that estimate to one percent.
It's your call, General. I only understand only one percent of what she says half the time.
[Carter explains a plan to Gen. Hammond and Col. O'Neill to save K'Tau]
I thought when something was in a wormhole, it existed only as energy,that you needed another Stargate to turn it back into solid matter.
Actually, you're absolutely correct, sir.
[O'Neill stares at Carter and says nothing for few seconds]
I am?
Yes.
[While Carter continues to explain, O'Neill turns back to Gen. Hammond and grins]
The K'Tau were not convinced?
No. [to Jackson] Because you didn't say what needed to be said.
Well, what would you have said?
[O'Neill walks away]
[concerned] Wait, what are you going to say? [he hurries off after O'Neill]
Daniel and Teal'c?
They're in the village. Still trying to convince the folks we're friendly elves.
[Col. O'Neill is addressing the Asgard High Council]
We made a mistake, a big mistake. And we're very sorry. But we also saved your little grey butts from the replicators, and now we want your help. I'm not asking you to change the course of their cultural development. Just fix the damn sun! No one will know. We won't tell.
[aside to Carter] Little gray butts...
Yeah...
OAOne of the Asgard High Council
Unfortunately, we cannot.
OK. At the risk of sounding like the petulant inferior race... Why not?!
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