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Stargate SG-1 · Season 5, Episode 3

“Ascension” quotes from Stargate SG-1

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“Ascension” · Season 5, Episode 3

In this episode: Jack O'Neill (6), Samantha Carter (6), Daniel Jackson (3), Teal'c (3), Frank Simmons (1)

Tense? Me? I'm not tense. Am I? [pause, then, with a worried look, sotto voce] When did you first notice?

[pointedly] As we met.

I've always just thought of myself as being very ... [Makes a quoting motion] focused.

It's called working too hard ... you're gonna crash and burn.

[Thinks] I really don't have that much more to do ... Sir.

Well, find something. Take up ... golf. [Walking away] Fly a kite ... knit something.

[Slightly pissed expression] I...I'm...fine!...Really!

I was just wondering how far you'd got on the 636 translation.

Oh yes, I'm almost done. It miraculously seems to hold the key to all the mysteries of the universe.

You just got there, you haven't started, and I should leave you alone.

[Orlin presents Maj. Carter with a very large emerald]

You made it?

OOrlin

You wouldn't believe the things you can make from the common, simple items lying around your planet... which reminds me, you're going to need a new microwave.

[Maj. Carter sees Orlin has constructed a miniature Stargate in her basement]

You've been busy.

OOrlin

I didn't think they'd let me go back to Velona through their Stargate.

So you built one?

OOrlin

Sort of. This will not dial multiple addresses, it will only create a wormhole once and probably burn out.

And you ordered the materials on-line?

OOrlin

Mostly. Sorry but you're going to have a pretty big credit card bill this month. Oh, and you're going to need a new toaster.

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