[Teal'c has just explained how he is going to stop his heart to communicate with his symbiote]
Is it dangerous?
Jack, he's stopping his heart.
I mean for us!
S4 E4Crossroads
S4 E5Divide and Conquer
FFreya
Anise, my symbiote, is far more interested in Dr. Jackson on an intellectual level, but she would have to suffer.
Look, there are so many reasons this is wrong... and weird... and wrong? Did I mention wrong?
FFreya
Is it because I share my body with Anise?
For starters.
FFreya
Do you not find me attractive?
Oh, you're...
She made a pass at me
[confused] Sam?
Anise, Freya, one of them.
Really?
The host half.
Uh, that's odd.
You're tellin' me. Odd timing, too, don't ya think?
Yes.
Apparently, the snake likes you.
Really? [watches as O'Neill plays with a yo-yo] You know, I think these are the Jack O'Neill moments I'll probably miss the most.
What?
What?
I'd rather have died myself than lose Carter.
Why?
Because I care about her. A lot more than I'm supposed to.
That's when your genius armbands stopped working.
S4 E6Window of Opportunity
[O'Neill and Teal'c are wrestling with an alien archaeologist near a control system for an ancient device which he has activated. There is a blinding flash, and we suddenly cut to a shot of O'Neill in the mess hall, holding a spoonful of froot loops. He looks astonished. Slight pause, then cut to a shot of Jackson. He is gesticulating with a fork that has a piece of waffle on the end of it]
...Anyway, that's just how I feel about it. [pause] What do you think? [he looks expectantly at O'Neill]
[O'Neill looks confused]
What?
...What do you think?
About what?
Something wrong, sir?
[O'Neill looks around, disoriented]
...Maybe. [Title card roll]
...Weren't we just somewhere else?
Where?
Some planet.
When?
Just now.
No.
Sure?
Yeah.
[O'Neill looks around, confused]
...Everything just changed.
We've done this!
We do this every day.
I'm not talking about briefings in general, Daniel, I'm talking about this briefing; I'm talking about this day.
Col. O'Neill is correct. Events do appear to be repeating themselves.
Since when?
Since we went to P4X-639.
We haven't been to P4X-639.
Yes we have. [points at Dr. Jackson] No, we haven't. That's what you were going to say.
Of course that's what I was going to say.
[pause]
Okay, bad example. Look, you'll all believe me when SG-12 comes through that gate in [he looks at his watch, ticking off seconds] four...three...two...one...
[he silently ticks off the final second, and when he reaches zero, he makes a flourishing gesture toward the gate room. Cut to a shot of Carter, looking confused, then to a shot of the unactivated gate, then back to O'Neill. He frowns and begins to tap his watch doubtfully]
GHGen. Hammond
[calmly] SG-12 isn't due back for three days.
[alarms go off]
TTechnician
[over loudspeaker] Unscheduled off-world activation!
[under his breath] So close.
[O'Neill correctly sums up what Carter was about to say]
Now, how did I know you were going to say that?
Maybe you read my report?
[more than a little skeptically] Maybe he read your report? [he narrows his eyes and raises his eyebrows questioningly at Carter]
Look, General, if it were just me, I'd agree. But what about Teal'c? Come on, is this the face of a crazy man!?
[pause, shot of Teal'c looking askance at O'Neill in a vaguely insane way, cut back to O'Neill]
Bad example.
What kind of archaeologist carries a weapon?
Uh, I do.
[pause]
Bad example.
[O'Neill and Teal'c have just successfully convinced Hammond, Carter, and Daniel that they're trapped in a time loop]
Look, I don't know why none of you remember any of this, but I do know for a fact that there's no point in having ol' Doc Frasier examine us again.
[shot of Carter, looking amazed. Pause, then shot of Jackson and Hammond, looking amazed. Pause, then shot of O'Neill looking vaguely hopeful, then cut to...]
[shot from O'Neill's POV- Dr. Frasier is shining a penlight in his eye]
[with obviously forced patience] I ask you: What could possibly be in my eye that could explain this?!
[shot of Teal'c. A nurse puts a thermometer in his mouth. He glances at her, then sighs, looking resigned]
O'Neill, should we not be assisting Daniel Jackson with the translation?
I'm taking this loop off.
[Col. O'Neill starts squirting mustard and ketchup onto an empty plate.]
I'm telling you, Teal'c, if we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm going to lose it.
[Teal'c raises an eyebrow.]
Lose it. It means go crazy. Nuts. [from this point on, he becomes increasingly agitated] Insane. Bonzo. No longer in possession of one's faculties. Three fries short of a happy meal... [by now, O'Neill is ranting. He holds up his plate, which now has a crazed mustard-and-ketchup smiley face on it] WACKO!
You know the worst part about this? Every time we loop, Daniel asks me a question…and I wasn't listening the first time.
You are not the only one who must experience some discomfort, O'Neill.
[The loop resets to the beginning. Cut to corridor, we see Teal'c get slammed in the face by a door being opened.]
MMan
I'm sorry, sir, I didn't see you there.
You have said that on many occasions.
MMan
I -- I -- what?
Perhaps next time I will not be so forgiving.
[In a later loop.]
MMan
I'm sorry, sir, I ... whoa!
[Teal'c slams the door on the man and walks away with a smirk.]
So, how many loops have you-have we-been through?
Uhhh...I've lost track.
Wow, that's gotta be frustrating...
[as though Daniel has just stated the very obvious] Uhh...yeah.
Still, it seems like sort of an opportunity.
[In a mildly patronizing tone] ...How's that?
Well, if you know everything's going to go back to the way it was, then you could do anything... [shot of realization dawning on Teal'c] ...for as long as you want... [shot of realization dawning on O'Neill] ...without having to worry about consequences.
[Shots of O'Neill and Teal'c looking at each other, as the full implications of what Daniel has said sink in]
...Excuse me. [Gets up and leaves]
[Teal'c puts down the chalk he's been using to write on the blackboard, bows slightly at Daniel, and exits]
[Shot of an officer in one of the corridors of the SGC. We hear a bicycle bell ring. The officer steps back quickly to reveal O'Neill riding a bicycle towards the camera.]
[As he rides past] Hey, Vern. How's the wife?
OOfficer
[confused] Uh...fine, sir...
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