Stargate SG-1 · Season 4
Carter! Emergency lighting?
In the MALP room, yes, sir, a small power usage anomaly. General Hammond said we should check it out before we resume normal operations.
Forget to change a light bulb, Siler?
Not my job, sir. Yes sir, light bulb, very amusing.
It's obviously fighting to survive.
So do bacteria.
It's trying to communicate.
So do bact…
[Hammond walks in and sees the Entity's construction]
What in God's name?!
Well, General, whatever got into our computers apparently has built a nest.
What's wrong, Harlan?
Oh please yes, it is a very big emergency. You must help... you.
Colonel O'Neill, it was my understanding that the robots agreed to bury their Stargate and never leave their planet.
Yes sir.
Then it would seem your robot counterpart is equally as good at following orders as you.
Listen, for what it's worth, I'm sorry about what's happened here.
Oh I'm sure that makes him feel better.
Hey! What the hell do you think you're doing?
Same thing you do. Only better.
What does that mean?
Better? It means bet-ter, stronger, faster.
You're not me and you don't work for the Air Force.
No. But that doesn't mean I can't do the job.
What job?
Explore the universe. Fight the Goa'uld.
Oh what, like now?
Oh you made this mess.
What we did was help these people.
Oh come on, I know you better than that. You screwed up and now you're embarrassed.
... well that's not the point.
And like I'm gonna spend my eternity on that lame ass planet? Sheesh!
You gave me your word!
Oh! Is this the first time you've lied to yourself? I told you what you wanted to hear. Besides, what were you gonna do? Destroy me?
I might have!
Alright! Come on bring it on flyboy! Let's go! Come on!
Oh you little... [Jack O'Neill and Clone O'Neill begin to fight/wrestle]
Sirs! [They stop fighting and look up] As much as I would like to see how this plays out, don't we have something more important to do?
We're not done pal.
I so own you.
[SG-1 and Jacob/Selmak teleport with the ring transporter to the base of the Tok'ra, from a Ha'tak Mother ship they've just landed on the planet]
Hey, kids. We're not parked in a red zone, are we?
[Jack, Sam, Daniel and Jacob walk into the Peltak. Jack spots the throne-line commander's chair in the middle of the room]
Oooo! [Runs over and jumps into the chair. Has a giddy smile on his face] Shotgun!
I must say, Colonel, I was most intrigued by your means of arrival.
Yeah, it's a sweet ride. A little rusty, but it's still got zip.
How exactly did a Goa'uld mothership come into your possession?
Well, it was kind of a trade deal.
How so?
Cronus gave us his ship... and he got what was coming to him.
I do not understand. Why have I been excluded from such important information?
The Tok'ra did not wish Apophis to be informed.
[Some Tok'ra are transporting a stash]
Take that to the secondary cargo hold. We need to make room for the Stargate.
Hey! Don't scuff the walls.
I want the ship back the way we found it.
We know, Jack. I still don't think it's necessary for you to be here.
Sorry. Not lettin' her out of my sight.
My mission is to oversee the relocation of the Tok'ra base. What's yours again?
Protect Earth's big, fat asset. We've got 1 ,000 engineers and scientists just droolin' to go through this thing.
You really think that's wise?
Don't start with me, Jake.
Remember when you tried to retrofit a death glider?
Yes, I have that memory.
This is vastly more complicated.
Which is exactly why we're "loaning" it to you in exchange for flying lessons.
You know what I mean. Leave the ship with us.
Not a chance.
You have no idea how dangerous this thing is.
Hey! We were smart enough to steal it in the first place, which is more than the Tok'ra could do.
[The Tok'ra base is under attack]
This is so the last time I help someone move.
[about Tanith]
That guy is a living cliché.
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