“Double Jeopardy” quotes from Stargate SG-1

Maj. Carter

What's wrong, Harlan?

Oh please yes, it is a very big emergency. You must help... you.

Colonel O'Neill, it was my understanding that the robots agreed to bury their Stargate and never leave their planet.

Col. O'Neill

Yes sir.

Then it would seem your robot counterpart is equally as good at following orders as you.

Listen, for what it's worth, I'm sorry about what's happened here.

Oh I'm sure that makes him feel better.

Hey! What the hell do you think you're doing?

Same thing you do. Only better.

What does that mean?

Better? It means bet-ter, stronger, faster.

You're not me and you don't work for the Air Force.

No. But that doesn't mean I can't do the job.

What job?

Explore the universe. Fight the Goa'uld.

Oh what, like now?

Oh you made this mess.

What we did was help these people.

Oh come on, I know you better than that. You screwed up and now you're embarrassed.

... well that's not the point.

And like I'm gonna spend my eternity on that lame ass planet? Sheesh!

You gave me your word!

Oh! Is this the first time you've lied to yourself? I told you what you wanted to hear. Besides, what were you gonna do? Destroy me?

I might have!

Alright! Come on bring it on flyboy! Let's go! Come on!

Oh you little... [Jack O'Neill and Clone O'Neill begin to fight/wrestle]

Maj. Carter

Sirs! [They stop fighting and look up] As much as I would like to see how this plays out, don't we have something more important to do?

We're not done pal.

I so own you.