Stargate SG-1 · Season 3, Episode 8
“Demons” · Season 3, Episode 8
In this episode: Jack O'Neill (9), Daniel Jackson (3), Teal'c (2)
[SG-1 arrives on a new planet]
Ah, trees, trees, and more trees. What a wonderfully green universe we live in, eh?
(This was an inside joke as one of Richard Dean Anderson's criticisms of always filming in Canada was the abundance of filming with lots of trees):
This path is well travelled.
This means the Stargate is still in use by someone.
[Lifting his pinky to his mouth, remiscient of Dr. Evil] Or something...
Do you read the Bible, Teal'c?
It is a significant part of your Western culture. Have you not read the Bible, O'Neill?
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Not all of it. Actually, I'm listening to it on tape. Don't tell me how it ends.
It was a procedure often done in the Middle Ages. They…well, they'd drill a hole in the person's head. By drilling a hole the evil spirits are released, thus saving the person from eternal damnation.
Thus…saving the person?
Well, they didn't call them the Dark Ages because it was dark.
Carter, the next time I feel the urge to help someone, feel free to give me a swift kick.
Major, next time Daniel gets the urge to help someone, shoot him.
So.. how long you gonna keep this up? The demon bit? Don't get me wrong, looks like a great gig. You got the padre in your back pocket, the hours are good, probably get all the chicks...ahh! [Unas grabs his neck]
Oh my apple!
You are not of this world.
No, no we're not. Unas? What does Sokar have on you that makes you so dang cranky?
Look, we've run into this kind of thing before. Now, it's not a demon. It's demonesque I'll grant you, but it's just a big, ugly creature.
(quietly, to O'Neill) : Who's inhabited by a Goa'uld that gives it great strength, intelligence and the ability to regenerate.
Yes. It's a very smart, resilient creature.
(quietly) : In the service of Sokar, who, for all intents and purposes, is Satan to these people.
But it's not a demon.
(to Simon) : No, it's not a demon.
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