Stargate SG-1 · Season 2
This is real this time, isn't it?
[sternly, to the residents] Do not pull that!! You are ruining the garden! [turns to glare at O'Neill and Jackson] I told you they will ruin everything! First, the garden, next, the entire planet!
[grinning] It's real.
[to Daniel](chuckles) Surprisingly difficult to kill you, isn't it?
Carter's been having those... Goa'uld flashbacks of hers. She says if you don't stop using that... thing, you'll go to the dark side on us. If you haven't already.
Lately, I get this weird feeling when I'm near Teal'c.
Hey, who doesn't?
[to General Hammond] We had a nice time, Sir. Carter found some naquadah. Teal'c made some new friends, as usual. Daniel got engaged. And I, uh... I'm gonna hit the showers.
I wouldn't be here if I didn't care.
You can't use this anymore. It will be hard. Trust me. But you don't have to go through it alone.
You all know I take great pride in my title as Mr. Positive, but we did destroy their de-Goa'ulding thing; might not they look unkindly on that?
The destruction of the hammer device in order to save my life may have caused this. If so, I am responsible.
General, I gave the order.
I fired the staff at the machine.
And I... was there.
[Col. O'Neill and Teal'c are observing the Horus guards]
What's with the heads? They look like those guys who used to be with Ra back on Abydos.
They are Horus. They guard the family of Ra. These probably guard the Goa'uld Heru-ur.
And he'd be Ra's what? Cousin? Uncle?
He is the son of Ra and of Hathor.
[sarcastic] Nice pedigree.
Kneel before your god!
My god is Thor! And he taught us to stand as equals!
Your god cannot help you now. Only I can help you now. Strangers were seen coming through the Portal. Where are they? Answer! Answer!
Thor taught us to have no fear of death!
But what did he teach you of pain?
Thunder and Fire! You do indeed possess Thor's might!
Well, I guess we'll have to hold up here awhile till things calm down.
Things will not calm down, Daniel Jackson. They will in fact calm up.
[The hologram of the human viking Thor transforms into Thor's true form, which resembles a Roswell Grey.]
Oh, my god!
I am the actual one whom you know as Thor.
Before riding into battle the Sioux used to say, 'It is a good day to die'
[Col. O'Neill hits Dr. Jackson on the arm for saying it, when the skies suddenly darken. Black clouds roll out of the bright clear sky and peals of thunder are heard.]
Then again, maybe not.
Oh my!
[Out of the middle of the black clouds a massive ship looking like the hammer teleportation devices descends upon the Goa'uld motherships and camp.]
Ladies and Gentlemen, I believe this is Thor's Chariot.
An Asgard Mothership! I've only heard of them described in Jaffa legend!
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