I like what they've done with the place.
I'm not so sure I like what the place has done to them.
“The Gamekeeper” · Season 2, Episode 4
In this episode: Jack O'Neill (5), Samantha Carter (3), Daniel Jackson (2), George Hammond (1)
We're out.
[leaping out of the device] Whoa! Whew.
Wait. Didn't that seem just a little too easy?
Yes, it did. Let's go home.
What are you doing, Colonel?
Ah, I'm looking for the edges of a mask.
What?
You're obviously not the real General Hammond.
Sit down, Colonel.
I don't think so, bucko. The jig's up, we're on to ya.
What are you talking about?
We're still on P7J-989.
Oh, you betcha. This is just a new game brought to you by our good friend [Pats Hammond on the head] the Keeper.
Where are we going?
Back through the Gate to show them what their planet looks like... [gets confused] ...in our memories... before the virtual reality... Leave me alone!
This is real this time, isn't it?
GGamekeeper
[sternly, to the residents] Do not pull that!! You are ruining the garden! [turns to glare at O'Neill and Jackson] I told you they will ruin everything! First, the garden, next, the entire planet!
COCol. O'Neill and Jackson
[grinning] It's real.
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