TV show quotes
[handing Carter a thick binder] Major Carter, if you are to be my co-pilot, you will need to know how the ship works.
What is this? [she opens the binder and begins to leaf through]
A complete operations manual for the Seberus, I had it translated for you.
Thank you!
[looking at the manual over Carter's shoulder] That's not our language!
It's mine, Sir.
I will go myself and pick one up after I get back from escorting Col. O'Neill, Dr. Jackson and Teal'c to the Hebridan capital building.
T, you coming?
Major Carter has requested that I remain, so that I may assist her.
She did?
I did? Yes. Thank you.
I do not wish to disappoint Major Carter
Yes... I know the feeling.
It's an energy-based weapon, sir. It could, potentially, replace the missiles on the X-303.
Phaser?
More like a photon torpedo.
This is the very spot I was standing when I figured out how to recombine epsilon particles in a sub-space matrix. Then I got mugged by some teenagers.
Felger's virus? I told you not to trust that brown nosin' little weasal!
It's pretty cool, isn't it? You and I working together? We're sort of like the intellectual Butch and Sundance of the SGC.
Butch and Sundance got cornered and killed by the Bolivian army.
[Jaffa appear]
We've got trouble!
What kind of trouble?
Think "Bolivia"!
[Dr. Jackson explains to Nesa that he needs glasses because he can't see well]
Perhaps you are in need of a symbiote.
Yeah, I'll just stick with the glasses.
Why have we brought them here?
Because that was the mission.
Why wasn't I told?
Because we knew you would disagree.
[Speaking of the Hak'tyl]
I can't help but think of the ancient Greek amazon mythos.
Yes. Me too.
They were female warriors who occasionally captured men from other tribes in order to mate with them. Would often, um, would sometimes remove their right breasts so they could more easily fire a bow and arrow.
I see neither bow nor arrow.
No.
Wait, you don't s'pose that's why they want us, do you? You know, the three of us.
To...to mate with? No, I don't think so.
Cause you know me, I'm all for helping people.
[laughing] Oh, God!
Not much faith in Plan A?
Since when has Plan A ever worked?
[To Ramius] Greetings! Well, uh, I know how this looks. So, I think it's important we clear up any misunderstanding right away. We did not come to kill you. Honest. Am I right!? The fact is, and this is the fun part, we actually came to save your ass...es. All your asses. Do you see the irony? All right, there's this guy out there, big guy, big guy in a black suit. None too fond of you Goa'ulds. Well, anyway, he's the one we're after, not you. So if you want to let us go, we'll be on our way, to save the world another da—you're not buying this, are you?
Jaffa, Move Out!
[Ramius and his guards leave]
That went well.
That went well.
Your lord will be slain as will you, if you do not free us.
My god will fight for his people.
Your god is cowering right now like a frightened child. I have seen it before!
Ramius will have you all die for him, while he attempts to escape!
[adjusting Jacob's armor] How's that, sir?
Pretty good. Reminds me of my old football days.
They had helmets back in those days, sir?
Funny.
Teal'c! Are you hurt?
Indeed.
Where?
My pride.
Sam. Sam.
(grimacing) ugh.
No lie still. Where does it hurt?
Everywhere.
That's a good sign.
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