Colonel O'Neill has officially informed me that I have my mojo back.
S7 E4Orpheus
Come on Teal'c, don't gimme the eyebrow!
[Referring to the movie Signs]
So they fly halfway across the galaxy, in a highly advanced spaceship, but they don't use their technology to take over the planet. You know what their weakness turned out to be? Water. I mean, if that's true, why go to all the trouble to invade a planet that's two-thirds water? Not to mention the rain.
Why do you watch those movies if all you're going to do is cut 'em up?
Come on! Don't you occasionally like to see if they're getting it anywhere close to the truth?
Fraiser says that Teal'c needs a pep talk. I've been practicing in front of a mirror for an hour now.
Not peppy enough?
No, not really.
We need a distraction
Grenades?
Think Bigger
Claymores?
[looking up at the dry dock with an unfinished mothership] Much bigger!
S7 E5Revisions
[Kendrick and his son Nevin have taken in O'Neill and Teal'c for the night]
NNevin
How many planets have you been to?
I don't know. Lots.
NNevin
More than ten?
Yeah.
NNevin
More than twenty?
Yes.
NNevin
More than thirty?
Yeah.
NNevin
More than forty?
Yes.
NNevin
More than fifty?
Maybe.
KKendrick
Nevin, let the poor man eat.
NNevin
It's more than fifty, isn't it?
[quietly, to Teal'c] Think it's too late to pitch a tent?
S7 E6Lifeboat
Daniel Jackson's preliminary electroencephalogram proved anomalous.
I dare you to say that again.
JMDr. Jackson/Martice
Just find the small woman and tell her that what she gave me is not good enough. It isn't working!
S7 E7Enemy Mine
Whoa. What's this? [uncovers a crate full of primitive tools] Artifacts?
MLMaj. Lorne
Yes.
You found all this and you—you didn't contact me?
MLMaj. Lorne
We were going to.
They've been moved.
MLMaj. Lorne
[annoyed] Well, they were in the way.
Daniel, go to your happy place.
[earnestly] Colonel, you don't understand. Unas are territorial, and when provoked, they can be extremely dangerous.
CECol. Edwards
[to O'Neill] Is he always like this?
Yeah, pretty much.
I guess I just spent a lot of time breaking you in, I just didn't want to have to start with a new colonel.
CECol. Edwards
O'Neill was right. You are a pain in the ass. But well worth it.
S7 E8Space Race
EEamon
(to Del Tynan) Has it occurred to you that maybe the reason you've been passed over so many times is not because you're a human, but because you're a moron?
(later, as Del Tynan's boss, Miles Hagan has him arrested)
MHMiles Hagan
(To Del Tynan) The reason you haven't been promoted is because you've been under investigation for corruption for the last 12 months. And you're a moron.
How many times have I told you? Don't get caught by the bad guys!
You're just sore that you lost.
Well, come on. It wasn't fair! Bunch of cheaters…
So, whatcha gonna do?
Next year, I'm gonna kick butt.
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