Do you people practice being vague?
S5 E9Between Two Fires
[O'Neill and Jackson are standing outside Narim's house]
How do you know this is Narim's house? They all look the same here.
[Narim answers the door]
'Cause that's Narim.
You're good.
GHGen. Hammond
What you're sensing as trouble could be simple internal political wrangling.
I understand that.
GHGen. Hammond
Or we could be walking into a minefield.
[O'Neill stares at Hammond for a moment]
Thank you, Sir. These little chats of ours always bring me...great joy and serve to ease my mind.
GHGen. Hammond
As far as what you told me, there seems to be an evil conspiracy among the Tollan Curia, whose apparent goal is to give us everything we ever wanted. That makes no sense.
That's what I said.
So, who are you taking orders from now?
Apparently, the one he serves has no name.
Oh, he has a name. The likes of you are simply forbidden from knowing it.
S5 E102001
GHGen. Hammond
I take it your mission was successful?
In a word, sir: yes.
In two words: yes, sir.
They don't get excited in general, General. It's like an entire planet of accountants.
Just when you think you're not in Kansas anymore... turns out y'are.
Senator Kinsey appears to be most displeased. [Has a big smile on his face]
[flatly] Yeah, that's a cryin' shame, innit?
I just hope we don't regret giving them those Gate addresses.
I don't think we will, the first one being a black hole and all. They get progressively darker after that.
Have you discovered something Daniel Jackson?
Oh God, I hope not. Probably, though.
S5 E11Desperate Measures
How'd you find me?
Played a lot of hide and seek as a kid. Funny, I could always find anyone anywhere but they could never find me.
Because they didn't want to.
Gonna turn me in?
Actually, that overwhelming desire to shoot you has come back.
I said I think I just electrocuted myself. Do you have any idea what that feels like?
GGuard
No.
[zats him] Something like that.
[Whilst wearing a bulletproof vest Jack gets shot in the arm]:
I want sleeves on my vest.
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