Daniel and Teal'c?
They're in the village. Still trying to convince the folks we're friendly elves.
S5 E5Red Sky
[Col. O'Neill is addressing the Asgard High Council]
We made a mistake, a big mistake. And we're very sorry. But we also saved your little grey butts from the replicators, and now we want your help. I'm not asking you to change the course of their cultural development. Just fix the damn sun! No one will know. We won't tell.
[aside to Carter] Little gray butts...
Yeah...
OAOne of the Asgard High Council
Unfortunately, we cannot.
OK. At the risk of sounding like the petulant inferior race... Why not?!
S5 E6Rite of Passage
What do you see when you look at me now?
I see you. And until your head starts spinning around, and probably even then, I will still see…you.
Dominic's waiting.
Fine! Invite him in. I'm sure he'd like to have a piece of birthday cake that Sam went to all the trouble to bake.
[softly] Buy.
Bring.
Dominic awaits.
Stop it.
Oh come on, that last kiss was impressive.
Stop it!
[grinning] Lights exploded overhead!
[blushing and smiling] Stop it!
S5 E7Beast of Burden
[Jackson has just introduced himself and O'Neill as "traders"]
Honesty, huh?
[defensively] We're traders.
[disbelieving] Yeah.
We're traders, we've traded, we… trade…
Daniel, are you okay?
Uh, I've been better.
Col. O'Neill?
Uh, physically fine. But, uh, I'm not expecting a birthday present any time soon.
BBurrock
Now I know for certain there is more out there.
Yeah, I know, the grass always looks cleaner.
Where's Teal'c?
Trying to be popular.
BBurrock
It is our custom to welcome travelers with a drink. Will you join us?
It is our custom to drink... lead on!
S5 E8The Tomb
[Dr. Jackson has just received a telephone call informing him that a Russian SG team will soon be arriving.]
[to Maj. Carter and Col. O'Neill] The Russians are coming.
MVMaj. Vallarin
[In Russian] The greatest superpower on Earth, and they can't make a decent cup of coffee.
Are you saying he was eaten alive?
The sarcophagus would have done its best to keep him alive, so...it probably would have taken a while.
LTLt. Tolinev
My God.
Okay. That is officially the worst way to go.
MVMaj. Vallarin
Wait here.
Yes, you go down the dark hallway alone, and I'll wait here in the dark room alone.
S5 E9Between Two Fires
Narim, we understand why you're concerned, but those ion cannons could save Earth one day.
You're just going to have to trust our people won't blow each other up with them.
And if we do, we won't blame you. Promise.
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