GHGen. Hammond
Please explain to me what it is you hope to achieve by depriving Teal'c of his symbiote?
I hope to save him.
By killing him?
If necessary.
See, I think we disagree on the meaning of the word "save".
S5 E2Threshold
And where is your false god now, Teal'c?
He will come.
I don't think so buddy. I know we've been over this a few times, but in case you weren't listening, I am one hundred percent s-sure...
[Col. O'Neill trades glances with Maj. Carter and Dr. Jackson, both of whom appear skeptical]
Ninety nine percent sure Apophis is dead.
Va'lar!
"Va'lar?" Is that what he said?
I thought he said "velour."
"Velour?"
"Velour."
The fabric?
That's what I heard him say.
Why would he say that?
I don't know. Why would he say "Va'lar"?
[Teal'c is speaking about his friend Va'lar]
He failed his god!
His god? You mean that scumsuckin', overdressed, boombox-voice snake-in-the-head? Latest on our long list of dead bad guys?
Colonel, his heart rate just doubled.
Fool!
[to Daniel] That I understood.
[Teal'c is remembering an argument he once had with his wife]
Do not test my temper, woman!
[startled] Woman? Did he just call me a woman?
Yes, I believe he did.
So, is it working? Has he said anything?
Talked about fabric, briefly.
He just called me a woman.
So I think it's working.
S5 E3Ascension
How long?
Uh, well days, weeks, months, maybe…of meticulous, tedious... boring tediousness.
[O'Neill walks off]
But uh, I can just keep working now. By lunch at least.
Tense? Me? I'm not tense. Am I? [pause, then, with a worried look, sotto voce] When did you first notice?
[pointedly] As we met.
I've always just thought of myself as being very ... [Makes a quoting motion] focused.
It's called working too hard ... you're gonna crash and burn.
[Thinks] I really don't have that much more to do ... Sir.
Well, find something. Take up ... golf. [Walking away] Fly a kite ... knit something.
[Slightly pissed expression] I...I'm...fine!...Really!
Uh ...[Turns] I could hang out for a while?
[smiles] So far he's only shown himself to me.
Maybe he's shy.
[Smiling and nodding] Please don't say "Take it easy."
[Goes to leave] Take care? [Maj. Carter smiles]
We brought dinner and a movie.
[holding up a video tape, enthusiastically] Star Wars!
Teal'c's seen it what, eight times?
Nine.
Nine times. If Teal'c likes it, it's gotta be OK.
You've never seen Star Wars?
Well, you know me and sci-fi...
I have read of a place where humans do battle in a ring of Jell-O.
[Tossing Teal'c his cell phone] Call Daniel.
I was just wondering how far you'd got on the 636 translation.
Oh yes, I'm almost done. It miraculously seems to hold the key to all the mysteries of the universe.
You just got there, you haven't started, and I should leave you alone.
[Orlin presents Maj. Carter with a very large emerald]
You made it?
OOrlin
You wouldn't believe the things you can make from the common, simple items lying around your planet... which reminds me, you're going to need a new microwave.
[Maj. Carter sees Orlin has constructed a miniature Stargate in her basement]
You've been busy.
OOrlin
I didn't think they'd let me go back to Velona through their Stargate.
So you built one?
OOrlin
Sort of. This will not dial multiple addresses, it will only create a wormhole once and probably burn out.
And you ordered the materials on-line?
OOrlin
Mostly. Sorry but you're going to have a pretty big credit card bill this month. Oh, and you're going to need a new toaster.
Need I remind you, Dr Jackson, of the dangers that we're trying to defend Earth against?
Oh, could you? Go slow.
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