Stargate SG-1 quotes

Col. O'Neill

I want the ship back the way we found it.

Jacob

We know, Jack. I still don't think it's necessary for you to be here.

Col. O'Neill

Sorry. Not lettin' her out of my sight.

Jacob

My mission is to oversee the relocation of the Tok'ra base. What's yours again?

Col. O'Neill

Protect Earth's big, fat asset. We've got 1 ,000 engineers and scientists just droolin' to go through this thing.

Jacob

You really think that's wise?

Col. O'Neill

Don't start with me, Jake.

Jacob

Remember when you tried to retrofit a death glider?

Col. O'Neill

Yes, I have that memory.

Jacob

This is vastly more complicated.

Col. O'Neill

Which is exactly why we're "loaning" it to you in exchange for flying lessons.

Jacob

You know what I mean. Leave the ship with us.

Col. O'Neill

Not a chance.

Jacob

You have no idea how dangerous this thing is.

Col. O'Neill

Hey! We were smart enough to steal it in the first place, which is more than the Tok'ra could do.

Col. O'Neill

This is so the last time I help someone move.

Col. O'Neill

That guy is a living cliché.

This is the sun Vorash is orbiting.

Jacob

We want to blow it up.

Col. O'Neill

Wow...

Dr. Jackson

That's uh...

Ambitious.

Col. O'Neill

Something wrong?

Maj. Carter

No. I've just never blown up a star before.

Col. O'Neill

Well, they say the first one's always the hardest.

Dr. Jackson

Yeah, I think we have a problem here. I figured that flashing wasn't good news, and the fact that in Goa'uld it says, "Warning! Warning!"

Teal'c

The propulsion system and communication array have been damaged beyond repair.

Col. O'Neill

Ah that's good because according to my calculations we are roughly in the middle of…nowhere. Give or take.

Col. O'Neill

[Over the radio] Mayday, mayday. We are so goin' in!

Daniel Jackson

Can we communicate with them?

Jacob

And say what?

Daniel Jackson

I don't know, "don't shoot"?

Col. O'Neill

I'm enjoying their style. Shoot first, send flowers later. It works.

Col. O'Neill

Excuse me. I distinctly remember someone saying we're not going to make it. I think we made it.

Jacob

I'm sorry, I overreacted. At the time, it looked very much like we weren't going to make it.

Col. O'Neill

Yes, well, maybe next time you'll just wait and see.

Jacob

And blow the last chance I might ever have to be right?

Col. O'Neill

What?

[grinning] Welcome to my life.

Daniel Jackson

Teal'c, you don't really believe you're still First Prime of Apophis.

Teal'c

I have never ceased to be in the service of my god.

Col. O'Neill

All right, that's sounding a little brainwashy. You don't believe that guy's a god any more than I do.

Col. O'Neill

What's that supposed to mean?

Maj. Carter

[in reference to a door she is trying to unlock] Sir, I really hate to sound negative, but I think it’s pretty safe to say that without a little more insight into how these things actually work, I’ve got pretty much zero chance of hitting... [door slides open] Okay, maybe not zero.

Col. O'Neill

Come on, Teal'c. A part of you has to know the truth.

Teal'c

The truth is you are a prisoner of Apophis. When the symbiote I carry matures, you will become its host.

Col. O'Neill

Okay, I meant the other truth.

(in a female voice) The Tok'ra are officially considering Selmac a fallen war hero.

You'll forgive me for holding out hope a little longer. SG-1 has a surprisingly good habit of beating the odds.