[Sgt. Harriman leaves the briefing room, pretending he didn't see SG-1 planning there]
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thursday!
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S4 E17Absolute Power
[Daniel Jackson introduces Gen. Hammond to Shifu, the Harcesis child]
GHGen. Hammond
Welcome to Earth.
A spark lights a flame, but the candle will only burn as long as the wick.
If I may, sir. I think what he means is the wick is the centre of the candle, and ostensibly a great leader, like yourself, is essential to the... whole ball of wax. Basically, what it means is that it's always better to have a big, long wick. Right?
Don't look at me.
It's right, though? Right?
Sir, we've received word from the Tok'ra.
[annoyed] Did we really have to call them?
If the instrument is broken, the music will be sour.
The music does not play the musician.
Normally there is truth in that.
Really? Good. Cause I really didn't have any idea what I was talking about.
Something on your mind?
Your behavior, as a matter of fact.
What about it?
Well, for starters, who gave you the authority to give orders around here?
Actually, the Pentagon.
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
Oma teach you that?
Television.
Glad I've been such a positive influence.
Oma teaches the true nature of man is decided in the battle between the conscious mind and the desires of the subconscious, Oma teaches the evil of my subconscious is too strong to resist. The only way to win is to deny it battle.
[Jack is coming to visit Samantha in the jail]
I have talked to everyone I know. No one's answering my calls, responding to my e-mails, even my letters.
Because they think you're nuts.
S4 E18The Light
What are we looking for?
The 'off' switch.
What is wrong with this thing? This thing isn't working.
Did you check the batteries?
From what I've been able to translate so far with Loren's help, the Goa'uld used to use this place as some sort of, opium den. The only difference is their symbiotes must have kept the host's mind chemically balanced once they left.
Then it is most likely I will be able to leave this planet.
Oh how nice for you.
[enters Loran's room] Nice digs. Kind of reminds me of my first apartment. How are the people upstairs?
How long were we standing here?
I'm not sure. Long enough to figure out how to translate the writings on this thing, so...
That long?
Yeah, well, perception of time is one of the first things to go when you're... high.
[Holding up a toy gun] Children of the Tau'ri are also fond of colorful weapons that do not function.
Be a good excuse for you.
Huh?
To do nothing for a while.
What?
Forget it.
That would be forget it SIR.
Oh please, you think I'm keeping that up if we're stuck here forever?
Listen Major.
No way.
That's no way COLONEL.
I'm supposed to accept that. That's the way it's gonna be?
That's the way it is.
What difference does it make. It's not up to you.
Carter! You're in withdrawal.
Oh I'm in withdrawal?
Yes. So am I.
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