Stargate SG-1 quotes

Col. O'Neill

You know the worst part about this? Every time we loop, Daniel asks me a question…and I wasn't listening the first time.

Teal'c

You are not the only one who must experience some discomfort, O'Neill.

I'm sorry, sir, I didn't see you there.

Teal'c

You have said that on many occasions.

I -- I -- what?

Teal'c

Perhaps next time I will not be so forgiving.

I'm sorry, sir, I ... whoa!

Dr. Jackson

So, how many loops have you-have we-been through?

Col. O'Neill

Uhhh...I've lost track.

Dr. Jackson

Wow, that's gotta be frustrating...

Col. O'Neill

[as though Daniel has just stated the very obvious] Uhh...yeah.

Dr. Jackson

Still, it seems like sort of an opportunity.

Col. O'Neill

[In a mildly patronizing tone] ...How's that?

Dr. Jackson

Well, if you know everything's going to go back to the way it was, then you could do anything... [shot of realization dawning on Teal'c] ...for as long as you want... [shot of realization dawning on O'Neill] ...without having to worry about consequences.

Col. O'Neill

...Excuse me. [Gets up and leaves]

Col. O'Neill

[As he rides past] Hey, Vern. How's the wife?

[confused] Uh...fine, sir...

Col. O'Neill

[appreciatively] Oh yeah! That'll play...How far is Alaris, anyway?

Teal'c

[As he tees up a ball for O'Neill to shoot] Several billion miles, O'Neill.

Col. O'Neill

That's gotta be a record.

[off, over the speaker] Colonel O'Neill, what the hell are you doing?!

Col. O'Neill

[turns to face the control room, which is behind and above the camera, shouts and gesticulates, frustrated] In the middle of my backswing?!

Col. O'Neill

George. [He hands Gen. Hammond a sheet of paper, pulls up his sleeve and examines his wristwatch]

Colonel, what are you doing out of uniform?

Col. O'Neill

Handing you my resignation.

Maj. Carter

[shocked] Resigning? What for?

Col. O'Neill

[looking at his watch and obviously measuring his words to coincide with the end of the time loop] So I can do...this. [He kisses Carter deeply just before the loop repeats]

Dr. Jackson

I don't think I've ever seen anyone enjoy oatmeal so much.

Col. O'Neill

When you've been eating Froot Loops for who knows how long, a little variety helps.

Maj. Carter

We got a message from the Tok'ra. Apparently they've been trying to contact us for over three months.

Col. O'Neill

Really?

Maj. Carter

Who knows when they first realized we were cut off? I mean, there's really no telling how much time passed.

Dr. Jackson

Let me ask you something. In all the time you were…looping, were you ever tempted to…do something crazy? I mean, you could do anything without worrying about consequences.

Col. O'Neill

You know, it's funny, you've asked me that before. [looks at Carter]

Dr. Jackson

[Looks at Carter and smiles, then looks back at O'Neill] ...And?

Col. O'Neill

You know what they say, General. If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try, try, try again.

Col. O'Neill

How do you know that?

I have read extensive files on each of you.

Col. O'Neill

How?

I learned to read English when I was six. It was not difficult.

Col. O'Neill

…Russian humor.

Col. O'Neill

If I say "What?" and you say "It's classified," I'm gonna shoot you.

If you're implying that everything Russian-made is of poor quality, the sub is Swiss.

Dr. Jackson

So it occasionally catches fire but keeps perfect time? [pause] Sorry. I think I've been hanging around Jack O'Neill too much.

The gauge must be malfunctioning.

Dr. Jackson

But it's Swiss.

Col. O'Neill

[upon seeing the frozen Maybourne] Holy frozen bad guy!

Teal'c

Do not humans usually die when they are frozen?

Col. O'Neill

Usually.

Col. O'Neill

They usually don't breathe when they're dead either.

Dr. Jackson

Can we stop agreeing on how we're going to die and start doing something about it?

Teal'c

This does not seem wise, O'Neill!

Col. O'Neill

I said it was easy, not wise.