How do you know that?
MDr. Markov
I have read extensive files on each of you.
How?
MDr. Markov
I learned to read English when I was six. It was not difficult.
…Russian humor.
“Watergate” · Season 4, Episode 7
In this episode: Jack O'Neill (6), Daniel Jackson (2), Teal'c (2)
If I say "What?" and you say "It's classified," I'm gonna shoot you.
MDr. Markov
If you're implying that everything Russian-made is of poor quality, the sub is Swiss.
So it occasionally catches fire but keeps perfect time? [pause] Sorry. I think I've been hanging around Jack O'Neill too much.
...
MDr. Markov
The gauge must be malfunctioning.
But it's Swiss.
[upon seeing the frozen Maybourne] Holy frozen bad guy!
Do not humans usually die when they are frozen?
Usually.
[The frozen Mayborne breathes out]
They usually don't breathe when they're dead either.
Can we stop agreeing on how we're going to die and start doing something about it?
[About parachuting from a plane]
This does not seem wise, O'Neill!
I said it was easy, not wise.
[O'Neill is standing with others in front of the Stargate that the Russians have been experimenting with, and the gate begins to activate.]
I think we should...
[the gate is about to open]
DUCK!
[gate opens overhead]
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