TTomin
[To Teal'c] I think I understand now why the Goa'uld are so feared.
S3 E5Learning Curve
S3 E6Point of View
All right, so it's possible there's an alternate version of myself out there that actually understands what the hell you're talking about?
[to the alternate Carter] Well exactly, you don't know any of us. And we don't know you, for all we know you could be her evil twin. But then we'd be dealing with cliches and you know how I feel about those. Well, actually, you [pointing to Maj. Carter] know how I feel about those.
[The Carters are examining the Energy Device made by O'Neill in "The Fifth Race"]
SCSamantha Carter from the parallel Universe
This is incredible. If the Asgard could design this, they're just the little green men we're looking for.
They're grey, actually. Roswell Grey, to be exact.
The combined IQ of Earth might go up a few points having two Carters around.
Okay, well, this is all well and good, but none of us are going anywhere unless we get that Asgard generator working again.
Carter, download the program to the removable whatever it is and meet me and yourself in the lab.
[Jackson is fiddling with the quantum mirror SG-1 needs to get back home]
All right, I gotta know.
Yes, I'm about to activate it.
No, no, no, not that. What the hell does "kree" mean?
Well, actually it means a lot of things. Loosely translated it means "attention", "listen up", "concentrate"…
"Yoo-hoo?"
Yes, in a manner of speaking.
My First Prime killed you before my very eyes.
I'm feeling much better, thank you.
[An alternate-reality Carter has to say goodbye to O'Neill, whose counterpart she married]
You have to understand, my Jack had the same face, same voice…same hands.
Which brings to mind an obvious question: How could you marry such a loser?
[The Carters are arguing]:
Ladies! Sams... We're all in this... reality together.
S3 E7Deadman Switch
Sir, he's not a Goa'uld.
And? But? So? Therefore?
You were thinking of the Goa'uld personal shields. The ones which allow slower-moving objects to pass through. That would hardly make a good trap, now, would it?
Can't blame a girl for trying.
Dr. Jackson, if you don't mind treating my wound.
I'm an archaeologist.
I know, but you're also a doctor.
…of archeology.
Captain? You must have some medical training.
Actually, I'm a… major now.
Oh, well how very important. I'll inform the galaxy. Can you get over here now and help me, Major?
And you, O'Neill, you're considered... well, you're a pain in the mikta.
[looks over at Teal'c] Neck?
No.
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