We're exactly one zat gun short of actually having a zat gun.
Zat gun?
Drop the n'kitel.
[Aris considers this for a moment]
I guess it does save a bit of effort.
S3 E7Deadman Switch
So Teal'c, how does one Goa'uld fire weapons from several directions?
Tacs.
Tac'nik'tels?
Tacuchnatagamuntorons.
[Jack stares at him]
Tacs.
[O'Neill and Jackson are trying to remember the alien password Boch used to open his ship]
Barockna!
Gesundheit.
[SG-1 meets Aris Boch]:
Who are you?
Aris Boch. Perhaps you've heard of me.
Umm.. not I... Teal'c?
I have not.
Well that's disappointing. I'm one of the galaxy's greatest bounty hunters.
Not ringing a bell, sorry.
Well I know you. Captain Samantha Carter. Dr Daniel Jackson. The Jaffa traitor Teal'c. And Colonel Jack O'Neill.
Well, fancy that. We're famous.
Dr. Jackson is right. There is something you can do.
Let's hear it.
Well, you help me capture a Goa'uld, and I'll let you go.
He's worth that much?
Twice as much as all of you put together.
Twice?
Twice.
What, you're gonna argue?
Oh, uh Dr. Jackson, I was lying to you before. The price on your head is much more than a day's ration. Actually, the Goa'uld want to see you dead as much as anyone for figuring out the stargate.
Thank you, that... doesn't make me feel better.
S3 E8Demons
[SG-1 arrives on a new planet]
Ah, trees, trees, and more trees. What a wonderfully green universe we live in, eh?
(This was an inside joke as one of Richard Dean Anderson's criticisms of always filming in Canada was the abundance of filming with lots of trees):
This path is well travelled.
This means the Stargate is still in use by someone.
[Lifting his pinky to his mouth, remiscient of Dr. Evil] Or something...
Do you read the Bible, Teal'c?
It is a significant part of your Western culture. Have you not read the Bible, O'Neill?
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Not all of it. Actually, I'm listening to it on tape. Don't tell me how it ends.
It was a procedure often done in the Middle Ages. They…well, they'd drill a hole in the person's head. By drilling a hole the evil spirits are released, thus saving the person from eternal damnation.
Thus…saving the person?
Well, they didn't call them the Dark Ages because it was dark.
Carter, the next time I feel the urge to help someone, feel free to give me a swift kick.
Major, next time Daniel gets the urge to help someone, shoot him.
So.. how long you gonna keep this up? The demon bit? Don't get me wrong, looks like a great gig. You got the padre in your back pocket, the hours are good, probably get all the chicks...ahh! [Unas grabs his neck]
Oh my apple!
UUnas
You are not of this world.
No, no we're not. Unas? What does Sokar have on you that makes you so dang cranky?
Look, we've run into this kind of thing before. Now, it's not a demon. It's demonesque I'll grant you, but it's just a big, ugly creature.
(quietly, to O'Neill) : Who's inhabited by a Goa'uld that gives it great strength, intelligence and the ability to regenerate.
Yes. It's a very smart, resilient creature.
(quietly) : In the service of Sokar, who, for all intents and purposes, is Satan to these people.
But it's not a demon.
(to Simon) : No, it's not a demon.
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