Cameron Mitchell quotes from Stargate SG-1

Origin will guide you on this path, and those who revere its wisdom shall be uplifted. I have come to spread the word to the unbelievers who have been... sheltered, and raised by evil.

Lt. Colonel Mitchell

[whispering to General Landry] You have no idea how much he sounds like my grandma.

Lt. Colonel Mitchell

If you help us out here, I'll guarantee we'll be more receptive to those stories you want to tell. Call it a miracle if you want.

When Hannor Mir fell from the sky and learned to fly on the way down... that was a real miracle.

General O'Neill

Now, see, that's one of the great things about being a general. You pretty much get to do whatever you want.

Lt. Colonel Mitchell

I suppose after you've saved the world seven or eight times…

General O'Neill

[amused] Who's counting, huh?

Lt. Colonel Mitchell

Teal'c.

I'm not after revenge. The truth is, the bracelets weren't the only thing she took from me. She also stole… my heart.

Lt. Colonel Mitchell

Excuse me?

I remember it as if it were yesterday. Some nights, we would steal away from the city, strip off our clothing, and bathe in the springs of Aragaten. We would chase one another across the mossy hills and then lie naked under Adora's moons and Vala would sometimes—

Lt. Colonel Mitchell

Okay, that's great, thanks. We got the picture. [to himself] A very vivid, very disturbing picture.

Yes. Those were wonderful, carnal times.

Vala! You cowardly, backstabbing sorry excuse for a woman. How've you been?

Vala

Inago. You filthy, double talking slug. Nice to see you too.

Lt. Colonel Mitchell

Obviously they used to date.

Teal'c

Colonel Mitchell. At times you remind me of O'Neill.

Lt. Colonel Mitchell

Ah, well, I'll take that as a compliment.

Teal'c

As you wish.

Vala

Look, I never killed anyone, I never tortured them, I was a wonderful god. Just ask them!

Dr. Jackson

I think we will.

Vala

Why? You don't believe me?

Dr. Jackson

That, and I'm not totally convinced they are ultimately going to follow your command, nor should that be the only reason they don't follow the Priors.

Vala

I am still supposed to be their god, I can't very well go out there and ask them if they are going to listen to me.

Dr. Jackson

I wasn't expecting you to.

Vala

What makes you think they're going to tell you the truth; you're supposed to be my faithful servant.

Dr. Jackson

Then I'll sort of explain that we're not as faithful as you might like to believe, and if necessary I'll also tell them we're plotting to kill you.

Vala

I have heard better plans!

Lt. Colonel Mitchell

I kinda like it.

Vala

Shut up!

Dr. Jackson

Most of the System Lords were killed by the Replicators. Then, we defeated the Replicators.

Lt. Colonel Mitchell

Wow, we look cool.

General Landry

Don't let it go to your head.

Lt. Colonel Mitchell

Lieutenant Colonel Cameron Mitchell, leader of SG-1.

Nerus

You are not...

Lt. Colonel Mitchell

No.

Nerus

Will he be here?

Lt. Colonel Carter

Now, considering their unique ability to maintain an active Stargate indefinitely and their force field capabilities, the President has authorized any and all means to complete the mission.

Lt. Colonel Mitchell

Oh, boy. And here I was trying to have a nuke free career.

Lt. Colonel Mitchell

How good is this? Got the band back together!

Lt. Colonel Carter

[looking at Vala] Yeah, so what's with the extra back-up singer?

Lt. Colonel Mitchell

Oh, she's good fun.

Dr. Jackson

The next idea we come up with has to be outside the box.

Lt. Colonel Carter

Okay, the gate is composed of individual units. The—There must be some sort of energy linkage between them, like a—like a chain.

Vala

Exactly, so we—

Lt. Colonel Mitchell

So we need a big ol' set of bolt cutters.

Dr. Jackson

Oooh. Too far outside the box. Get closer to the box.

Lt. Colonel Mitchell

Witnesses?

Dr. Jackson

One. Some guy who was working overtime, spent most of the firefight under his desk, but was able to provide the descriptions of three individuals: big, tattooed, chain mail pants.

Lt. Colonel Mitchell

So it's either our Jaffa, or KISS is back on tour.

Lt. Colonel Mitchell

[imitating Teal'c] "The Warriors of the Sodan exist, Colonel Mitchell. I am certain of it."

Dr. Jackson

Needs more bass.

Oh, we have unfinished business.

Lt. Colonel Mitchell

Hey, take it easy.

You shot me!

Lt. Colonel Mitchell

You shot me first!