Daniel Jackson quotes from Stargate SG-1

Dr. Jackson

You'd think a race advanced enough to fly around in space ships would be smart enough to have seat belts, huh?

Jacob

We just prefer not to crash.

Selmak

(in an Old Man Voice) If it really is Anubis...

Daniel Jackson

Then killing all the System Lords would just open the way for him to take over completely. You always said that a bunch of warring System Lords was better than one all powerful one, so...

Selmak

(in an Old Man Voice) You do not understand how bad Anubis is. He was banished by the System Lords because his crimes were unspeakable, even to the Goa'uld.

Col. O'Neill

And when Earth gets hit by that rock and we're all wiped out, that's gonna be unfortunate too?

Freyr

Very.

Col. O'Neill

... and after that I kinda lost my temper.

What exactly does that mean?

Daniel Jackson

Let's just say Jack made a reference to Freyr's mother.

Col. O'Neill

Ah, they'll fix it up.

Daniel Jackson

I'm confident.

Col. O'Neill

Me too.

Teal'c

As am I.

Maj. Carter

Well I'm just slightly concerned that if we push them too hard, and they burn out before we reach escape velocity that… we'll come crashing back to the planet.

Daniel Jackson

I'm confident.

Col. O'Neill

Me too.

Teal'c

As am I.

Maj. Carter

If it comes right down to it, we can detonate it right here. What's our position?

Dr. Jackson

Well, personally I'm against it. If you want to know where the ship is....

Daniel Jackson

"Tek Ma Tae" is a greeting of respect.

Col. O'Neill

(Shakes head) OK

Daniel Jackson

I'm just saying.

Col. O'Neill

I don't care.

Daniel Jackson

Okay.

This is Samantha Carter, Daniel, and their leader Colonel O'Neill. Tek Ma Tae.

Col. O'Neill

Back at ya.

Dr. Jackson

(Looks at Jack with triumph)

Backacha.

Col. O'Neill

Well, they have no problem with dying. I do.

Daniel Jackson

You have a problem with dying, or that they have no problem with dying?

Col. O'Neill

Both...I think

Maj. Carter

There's a pulse.

Daniel Jackson

It has a heartbeat?

Col. O'Neill

It has a heart?

Dr. Jackson

I don't think she knows she's a robot.

Col. O'Neill

Okay, how is that possible?

Dr. Jackson

Well, the last time your consciousness was downloaded into an android, you didn't figure it out right away.

Daniel Jackson

She's kind of hard to pin down in a conversation, her attention wanders. It's like she has the mind of a child.

Col. O'Neill

What?

Daniel Jackson

Okay, Reece, you know that there are different kinds of people, right?

Yes.

Daniel Jackson

In fact there are many different kinds of life forms.

This is boring.

Col. O'Neill

I'm starting to identify with this girl more and more.

Daniel Jackson

I don't think she meant to hurt me. I just don't think she liked what I was saying.

Col. O'Neill

I don't like most of what you say. I try to resist the urge to shove you through a wall.

Daniel Jackson

You stupid sonovabitch.

Col. O'Neill

Hey. You're welcome.

Daniel Jackson

You didn't have to shoot her.

Col. O'Neill

Yes, I did.

Daniel Jackson

She was shutting them down.

Col. O'Neill

I had no way of knowing that and neither did you.

Daniel Jackson

They didn't stop because you shot her. They stopped because she told them to.

Col. O'Neill

Carter said she was losing control. Now if just one of those damn things got out of this base, developed its own personality, we would be royally screwed.

Daniel Jackson

You just killed the only chance we'll ever have of stopping them.

I'll say this again: I don't like the thought of going into this unarmed.

Col. O'Neill

And…I don't care.

[sarcastically] I feel better just knowing there's an archaeologist watching our backs.

Daniel Jackson

[holding up his knife, sarcastically] Yeah, which end do the bullets go in again?