Daniel Jackson quotes from Stargate SG-1

Teal'c, do you recognize any of this?

Teal'c

I do not, General Hammond.

Daniel?

Dr. Jackson

I don't recognize it either.

Col. O'Neill

Nope, neither do I. [Everyone looks at him] I'm just sayin'.

Dr. Jackson

It's obviously fighting to survive.

Col. O'Neill

So do bacteria.

Maj. Carter

It's trying to communicate.

Col. O'Neill

So do bact…

This is the sun Vorash is orbiting.

Jacob

We want to blow it up.

Col. O'Neill

Wow...

Dr. Jackson

That's uh...

Ambitious.

Daniel Jackson

Can we communicate with them?

Jacob

And say what?

Daniel Jackson

I don't know, "don't shoot"?

Daniel Jackson

Teal'c, you don't really believe you're still First Prime of Apophis.

Teal'c

I have never ceased to be in the service of my god.

Col. O'Neill

All right, that's sounding a little brainwashy. You don't believe that guy's a god any more than I do.

Col. O'Neill

What's that supposed to mean?

Please explain to me what it is you hope to achieve by depriving Teal'c of his symbiote?

Bra'tac

I hope to save him.

Dr. Jackson

By killing him?

Bra'tac

If necessary.

Col. O'Neill

See, I think we disagree on the meaning of the word "save".

Teal'c

Va'lar!

Col. O'Neill

"Va'lar?" Is that what he said?

Daniel Jackson

I thought he said "velour."

Col. O'Neill

"Velour?"

Daniel Jackson

"Velour."

Col. O'Neill

The fabric?

Daniel Jackson

That's what I heard him say.

Col. O'Neill

Why would he say that?

Daniel Jackson

I don't know. Why would he say "Va'lar"?

Teal'c

Do not test my temper, woman!

Daniel Jackson

[startled] Woman? Did he just call me a woman?

Col. O'Neill

Yes, I believe he did.

Maj. Carter

So, is it working? Has he said anything?

Col. O'Neill

Talked about fabric, briefly.

Daniel Jackson

He just called me a woman.

Col. O'Neill

So I think it's working.

Col. O'Neill

How long?

Dr. Jackson

Uh, well days, weeks, months, maybe…of meticulous, tedious... boring tediousness.

Daniel Jackson

But uh, I can just keep working now. By lunch at least.

Maj. Carter

I was just wondering how far you'd got on the 636 translation.

Daniel Jackson

Oh yes, I'm almost done. It miraculously seems to hold the key to all the mysteries of the universe.

Maj. Carter

You just got there, you haven't started, and I should leave you alone.

Col. Simmons

Need I remind you, Dr Jackson, of the dangers that we're trying to defend Earth against?

Dr. Jackson

Oh, could you? Go slow.

Daniel Jackson

Oh, no, I mean, I get it. I mean we obviously have Lt. Tyler issues. I say he exists. You say he doesn't.

Col. Simmons

This is not just about Lt. Tyler.

Daniel Jackson

Someone else doesn't exist?

Col. O'Neill

Hey, where's Tyler?

Daniel Jackson

You know, I would've asked him, but I was too busy being unconscious after he shot me with that zat you gave him, so…

Teal'c

The K'Tau were not convinced?

Col. O'Neill

No. [to Jackson] Because you didn't say what needed to be said.

Daniel Jackson

Well, what would you have said?

Daniel Jackson

[concerned] Wait, what are you going to say? [he hurries off after O'Neill]