Jack O'Neill quotes from Stargate SG-1

Col. O'Neill

[To the leaders of Langara] That's what you get for dickin' around.

Col. O'Neill

I though as much sir. And I just wanted to express my deep and unyielding... love for you sir.

Col. O'Neill

I hope you like Guinness, sir. I find it a refreshing substitute for… food.

Col. O'Neill

Three days from now's a Thursday. Thursday's no good for us.

Col. O'Neill

Who's your daddy!

Col. O'Neill

I've spent my whole life stickin' it to the Man. If I do this, I'll be the Man. I don't think I can be the Man.

I'm only going to say this once, Carter: At ease.

He can pass through walls, Carter. He's welcome to leave any time.

I'm okay! ...ish.

I thought a failsafe was meant to be somewhat safe from failure.

[to Carter] I never thought I'd hear myself utter these words: I need that report.

[to Carter] You haven't tried to confuse me with any scientific babble for the last couple of days and that's a red flag to me.

Look, T, I'm not gonna tell you how to raise your kid, but I've always found that sticking your fingers in your ears and humming loudly solves a whole slew of problems.

You're gonna have to help me out here, Carter. Got any quarters?

God, I miss goin' off world!