Jack O'Neill quotes from Stargate SG-1

Col. O'Neill

[Over the radio] Mayday, mayday. We are so goin' in!

Col. O'Neill

I'm enjoying their style. Shoot first, send flowers later. It works.

Col. O'Neill

You know what the Goa'uld really want from us? Minnesota, that's what. For the fishing, mostly.

Col. O'Neill

I have great confidence in you, Carter. Go on back to the SGC and… confuse Hammond.

Col. O'Neill

Is it obvious only to me that these people don't want help?

Col. O'Neill

Do you people practice being vague?

Col. O'Neill

They don't get excited in general, General. It's like an entire planet of accountants.

Col. O'Neill

Just when you think you're not in Kansas anymore... turns out y'are.

Col. O'Neill

I want sleeves on my vest.

Col. O'Neill

[Gets up off the ground] So! We're all dead! And there's an armed Goa'uld on the loose... I got a problem with that. Anyone else got a problem with that?

Col. O'Neill

It's always suicide mission this, save the planet that. No one ever just stops by to say "hi" any more.

Col. O'Neill

Oh come on! We came, we saw, we planted a bomb, we had a little fun with a meteor shower, we went home. It's a great story! Isn't it?

Col. O'Neill

This [holds up a staff weapon] is a weapon of terror. It's made to intimidate the enemy. This [holds up a P-90] is a weapon of war. It's made to kill the enemy.

Col. O'Neill

[concerning Jonas] He was a nerd, sir. He and Daniel got along great.

Col. O'Neill

I can't believe they took my watch.