A character in Stargate SG-1
Played by Richard Dean Anderson
Stargate SG-1 · 1,358 quotes
Most-quoted character in Stargate SG-1: in 752 of its 1,358 quotes
Most scenes with: Daniel Jackson (209), Samantha Carter (189), Teal'c (101)
[O'Neill is standing with others in front of the Stargate that the Russians have been experimenting with, and the gate begins to activate.]
Col. O'NeillI think we should...
[the gate is about to open]
Col. O'NeillDUCK!
[gate opens overhead]
[Teal'c has handcuffed O'Neill, along with the rest of the rescue team, believing that one of them may be a Goa'uld.]
Col. O'NeillAlright, anyone with a snake in their head, raise their hand. [One of the marines that they're with snaps his handcuffs apart (raising his hand) as his eyes glow]
Col. O'NeillDamn!
Col. O'NeillI remember something. There was a man. He's bald and wears a short-sleeve shirt, and somehow he's very important to me. I think his name is Homer.
Col. O'NeillI dreamed about mining...naked.
Jack O'Neill(out of it due to lack of oxygen) Jacob, you know your ship's bigger than ours?
[O'Neill and Maybourne enter Maybourne's safehouse apartment. It is almost completely empty. O'Neill surveys the living area dispassionately]
Col. O'Neill[after a pause] Have ya heard of IKEA?
[Maybourne goes to a small refrigerator. He opens it, revealing that it contains lots of beer and a bottle of mustard.]
Col. O'NeillI see you're on that famous Beer and Mustard Diet. How's that working out for ya?
Col. O'Neill[to Mrs. Kinsey] Afternoon ma'am. I'm Mr. Starsky and this is… Hutch (referring to Maybourne).
Col. O'Neill[enters Loran's room] Nice digs. Kind of reminds me of my first apartment. How are the people upstairs?
Col. O'NeillFor the record Sir, I want to blow it to hell, these folks wanna chat with it.
Col. O'Neill[To the security camera controlled by the alien] Come here often?
Col. O'Neill[O'Neill is moving in front of the camera, the camera is following his moves] I think it likes me.
[SG-1 and Jacob/Selmak teleport with the ring transporter to the base of the Tok'ra, from a Ha'tak Mother ship they've just landed on the planet]
Col. O'NeillHey, kids. We're not parked in a red zone, are we?
[Jack, Sam, Daniel and Jacob walk into the Peltak. Jack spots the throne-line commander's chair in the middle of the room]
Col. O'NeillOooo! [Runs over and jumps into the chair. Has a giddy smile on his face] Shotgun!
[The Tok'ra base is under attack]
Col. O'NeillThis is so the last time I help someone move.
[about Tanith]
Col. O'NeillThat guy is a living cliché.
Daniel JacksonMichael Shanks · 433 quotes
Samantha CarterAmanda Tapping · 349 quotes
Teal'cChristopher Judge · 180 quotes
Cameron MitchellBen Browder · 128 quotes
Vala Mal DoranClaudia Black · 90 quotes
George HammondDon S. Davis · 77 quotes
Jacob CarterCarmen Argenziano · 32 quotes
Bra'tacTony Amendola · 26 quotes
Hank LandryBeau Bridges · 25 quotes
Jonas QuinnCorin Nemec · 24 quotes
Martin LloydWillie Garson · 21 quotes
Ba'alCliff Simon · 17 quotes
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