Jack O'Neill quotes from Stargate SG-1

Col. O'Neill

If we happen to make it out of here in one piece, remind me to harm Daniel severely.

Col. O'Neill

Well, someone's been reading Martha Stewart.

Col. O'Neill

Hey. If you'd been listening, you'd know that Nintendos pass through everything. Everything.

Col. O'Neill

Well, this is a cliché.

Col. O'Neill

Should have brought more snacks.

Col. O'Neill

Just remember, I retired. You wanted me back.

Col. O'Neill

Well, I guess now we can go back and tell General Hammond that the Tok'ra boned us again!

Col. O'Neill

Bra'tac... you've done something with your hair!

Col. O'Neill

You know this whole talking to two people in one body thing really sucks

Col. O'Neill

That's when your genius armbands stopped working.

Col. O'Neill

Look, General, if it were just me, I'd agree. But what about Teal'c? Come on, is this the face of a crazy man!?

Col. O'Neill

Bad example.

Col. O'Neill

Look, I don't know why none of you remember any of this, but I do know for a fact that there's no point in having ol' Doc Frasier examine us again.

Col. O'Neill

[with obviously forced patience] I ask you: What could possibly be in my eye that could explain this?!

Col. O'Neill

You know what they say, General. If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try, try, try again.

Col. O'Neill

If I say "What?" and you say "It's classified," I'm gonna shoot you.

Col. O'Neill

[upon seeing the frozen Maybourne] Holy frozen bad guy!