Jack O'Neill quotes from Stargate SG-1

Col. O'Neill

Now, I suppose this is the time for me to say something profound. [pause] Nothing comes to mind, let's do it.

Col. O'Neill

Space Monkey. Yeah!

Col. O'Neill

Teal'c, look scary and take point.

Col. O'Neill

[to Daniel](chuckles) Surprisingly difficult to kill you, isn't it?

Col. O'Neill

Carter's been having those... Goa'uld flashbacks of hers. She says if you don't stop using that... thing, you'll go to the dark side on us. If you haven't already.

Col. O'Neill

[to General Hammond] We had a nice time, Sir. Carter found some naquadah. Teal'c made some new friends, as usual. Daniel got engaged. And I, uh... I'm gonna hit the showers.

Col. O'Neill

You all know I take great pride in my title as Mr. Positive, but we did destroy their de-Goa'ulding thing; might not they look unkindly on that?

Col. O'Neill

[Wearing Jaffa armour] No wonder these guys are so cranky! Get me out of this thing.

Col. O'Neill

You know, I can navigate my way across the galaxy, but I get lost every time I come to Washington.

Col. O'Neill

It's 'O'Neill', with two L's. There's another Col. O'Neil with only one L, and he has no sense of humor at all.

Col. O'Neill

Carter, there are bugs on that planet. Big, huge, ugly honkin' bugs!'

Col. O'Neill

You know, in some galaxies this is called "loitering."

Col. O'Neill

Brace yourselves. SG-11 is boppin' around, wavin' their arms, makin' our people disappear.

Col. O'Neill

We came here in peace, we expect to go in one... piece.

Col. O'Neill

Case of the left hand not knowing what the right foot is doing, sir?