Jack O'Neill quotes from Stargate SG-1

Teal'c, you'll have to leave that here.

Teal'c

I have seen your world. I will need it.

Can't let you take your weapon, Teal'c. You—all of you—will be operating in public so you can't do or say anything that reveals the existence of the SGC or the Stargate.

Teal'c

Chicago. The windy city. Home of the Black Hawks, the Bulls and the White Sox.

Col. O'Neill

Don't forget the Cubs.

[indicating himself] Nefrayu.

Capt. Carter

Nefrayu.

Col. O'Neill

No, you can't keep him.

Dr. Jackson

I think they're a family.

Col. O'Neill

Of what?

Col. O'Neill

He's just...bad. He's very...

Dr. Jackson

...bad.

Col. O'Neill

...bad. We just wanted to take him back to our world and have a little chat with him about all the nasty...

Col. O'Neill

...things he's been doing.

Col. O'Neill

I told him to go home.

I told you the same. The very young do not always do what they are told.

Col. O'Neill

Shak'l thinks we're unarmed, Apophis thinks he's invulnerable.

Dr. Jackson

And... they're right. I think I found a flaw in your plan.

Dr. Jackson

It's like we just stepped into the citadel at Mycenae.

Col. O'Neill

Thought you said it was Greek.

Dr. Jackson

Oh, uh... Mycenae was an ancient city in the southern Peloponnese region.

Col. O'Neill

Where's that?

Dr. Jackson

Greece.

Col. O'Neill

Why do I do that?

Teal'c

You should not have attempted to rescue me from the beam. If you had not done so you would not be here now.

Col. O'Neill

Oh, you'd have done the same for me. Course, you're not going to find me walking around with one of those Goa'uld larvae in my gut, but hey.

Teal'c

It is dead.

Col. O'Neill

That's good.

Teal'c

I believe.

Col. O'Neill

You "believe"?

Teal'c

I am certain.

Col. O'Neill

Positive?

Teal'c

I am.

Col. O'Neill

Just a myth?

Teal'c

A myth.

Col. O'Neill

Good.

Your weapons cannot kill me! I know the secrets of the Labrynth. I could help you escape.

Col. O'Neill

A map would be nice.

Teal'c

Are you considering the same tactic as I?

Col. O'Neill

Teal'c, the cliché is, "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" And the answer's yes.

Dr. Jackson

The Pentagon said this was everything.

Col. O'Neill

Oh, please! The Pentagon's lost entire countries.

[angrily] Colonel, did you authorize Dr. Jackson to reveal classified information to this civilian?

Col. O'Neill

Absolutely not, sir! In fact, I advised him not to say anything to her in spite of the fact that she used to run the entire program and is responsible for most of our current knowledge about the Gate.

Col. O'Neill

It's a piece of cake.

Dr. Jackson

You okay?

That was some piece of cake.

Capt. Carter

Where's Daniel?

Col. O'Neill

Oh, Ernest is showing him a new toy.

Capt. Carter

Really? What?

Col. O'Neill

Some fancy light show that may be the key to our existence or something like that.