What Zit Tooya quotes from SpongeBob SquarePants

Squidward

Hello, my name is Squidward. So, what's your name?

What Zit Tooya. ("What's it to ya?")

Squidward

Uh, it's just that I was going to enter your name in our sweepstakes! So, what should I put down?

First and last name?

Squidward

Sure.

Yeah, why don't you write this on your form: WHAT ZIT... TOOYA! NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!

Stop, thief!

You know that guy?

Hardly. He stole my wallet.

What?! That makes him a dual offender! Let's get him!

Squidward

[crazily] His driver's license! [starts laughing] At last! At last and your name is "Mr. What Zit Tooya"? [sees his driver's license revealing his original name] What kind of ridiculous name is that?!

It's my ridiculous name! "WHAT ZIT TOOYA"!

[hits Squidward on the head with his baton as he falls down] That's enough of that ballyhoo. [handcuffs Squidward]

Squidward

But I didn't intentionally do anything wrong.

Tell it to the judge, lawbreaker. [puts Squidward in the police car as the siren blares and it takes off]