SpongeBob SquarePants · Season 5
“Good Ol' Whatshisname” · Season 5
In this episode: Squidward (3), What Zit Tooya (3), Johnson (2), Abrasive SpongeBob (1), Gus (1)
Good day, young sir! My name is--
[pops up from under Gus' hat] Gus!
He's right! This guy's so good, you should give him a prize.
[grabs SpongeBob] How in Neptune's creation do you know all these names, SpongeBob?
Well, I simply compile the name of every customer in this book. [holds up a book called "The Customers of The Krusty Krab and Why I Love Them. By SBSP"]
[grabs the book] Thanks, SpongeBob!
Hello, my name is Squidward. So, what's your name?
What Zit Tooya. ("What's it to ya?")
Uh, it's just that I was going to enter your name in our sweepstakes! So, what should I put down?
First and last name?
Sure.
Yeah, why don't you write this on your form: WHAT ZIT... TOOYA! NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!
[While Officer Johnson and What Zit Tooya chase after Squidward]
Stop, thief!
You know that guy?
Hardly. He stole my wallet.
What?! That makes him a dual offender! Let's get him!
[crazily] His driver's license! [starts laughing] At last! At last and your name is "Mr. What Zit Tooya"? [sees his driver's license revealing his original name] What kind of ridiculous name is that?!
It's my ridiculous name! "WHAT ZIT TOOYA"!
[hits Squidward on the head with his baton as he falls down] That's enough of that ballyhoo. [handcuffs Squidward]
But I didn't intentionally do anything wrong.
Tell it to the judge, lawbreaker. [puts Squidward in the police car as the siren blares and it takes off]
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