Peter Parker quotes from Spider-Man

What?

Mary Jane

Peter? Just wanted to make sure you're still alive.

Oh no, our date.I forgot!

Mary Jane

You sure know how to make a girl feel important.

Uh, if it isn't too late.

Mary Jane

Sorry, in my league, it's one strike, and you're out.

Felicia

You seem so.. so different.

You don't know how different. But, then again, maybe you'd like to find out.

Flash

Hitting on my girl, Parker?

Felicia

Your girl? What ever on earth gave you that idea, Flash?

Flash

Well, I thought that.. Parker, Felicia and I need to talk, so why you don't crawl back under your rock.

Not this time, bonehead.

Flash

Now, Felicia.. What did you say?

It had something to do with the contents of your skull.

Flash

Well, this is a twist. Look who's suddenly developed a backbone.

[grabs Flash by the collar] I've developed a lot more than a backbone!

Felicia

Peter! Flash, don't you have a History class to get to? [leads Flash away] What's gotten into you, Parker?

What? I'm just being myself.

Felicia

No, you're acting different now, and it's scaring me. [walks off]

What's she talking about? I've never felt better in my life! [flips off steps and walks away]

That's just it, Astronaut John Jameson has been kidnapped from his, we are going now to the Colonel's Father, J.Jonah Jameson, with a stable in his house in Madden

Spider-man,whatever you are,if are within in sound of my voice,you must contact me,it's a matter of life and death

[annoyed] So after all of this, I'm supposed to come running to your beck and call? This's for John, old man. Not you. [turns off TV and changes to black suit]

Driver what are you doing? My tailor isn't anywhere near this place.

Just be calm Mr. Jameson. No harm will come to you.

Maybe you forgot to pay your last tailor's bill.

Mary Jane

Thanks, for not coming to my play as you promised.

As I promised?!?

Mary Jane

And, don't you ever kiss me that way again!

What kiss?! The Chameleon. Oh, no! Mary Jane wait, I can explain. At least I think I can explain. Okay, maybe, maybe I can't explain. Just listen, listen to me. Hold on a second.

Morbius

I had thought you would be my main competition Parker, but you will be lucky to make it to the starting line.

Don't forget Mike, the tortoise beat the hare.

Morbius

In my country, we eat tortoises.

Felicia

Huh, what B-movie did he walk out of?

The Return of Dracula's Ego.

Mysterio

I say we destroy him now!

Doctor Octopus

Your mind is as empty as that fishbowl you cover it with. Can you not see the truth? He is not Spider-Man.

I'm not?

Doctor Octopus

Think of his miserable performance here tonight. The last time I fought Spider-Man, he was formidable, powerful, agile, almost invincible. This time he was ridiculous!

Rhino

Wait a minute, I get it! [to Peter] You couldn't find the real Spider-Man, so you put on a cheap Halloween costume?

[playing along] Right...! Sure can't trick you guys.

Shocker

What do you take us for, idiots? I'm shocked - and you're going to be too!

[Mary Jane hung up the phone and ran from the Coffee Beam and Peter follows her.] Mary Jane! Hey! Wait up! Where are you going?

Mary Jane

Look, Peter, I'm sorry, but there's some place. I gotta go, okay?

I can tag along and keep you company.

Mary Jane

[blows a whistle at the cab to call for a ride and get into it] I'm a big girl now, I can take care of myself. So stop following me! [Shuts the cab door]

This probably doesn't got to do with me. That phone call got her really jumpy! Well, she asked Peter Parker to keep out of it. Never said a thing about Spider-Man. [leaps onto wall and lifts shirt to reveal costume]

Mary Jane

What's the matter, Tiger? Cat's get your tongue?

You don't know the half of it.

Flash

What would somebody as brain-pumped as Debra see in a jock like me?

Hey, she definitely likes you, dude. So, she can't be that smart!

One please, with lots of mustard.

Why's my spider-sense going off?

[pulling out a gun] Don't move!

So are you trying to tell me this thing is bad for my cholesterol?

[voice over] Venom's appearance here caught me off guard. [frees himself from Venom's web] But, Dr. Kafka's bought me some time.

Dr. Ashley Kafka

You see, you are strong enough. You can reject it.

Eddie Brock

No, Ashley. Our other is too strong!

Mary-Jane Watson

Doesn't Felicia look radiant?

Maybe to you. But I'm holding the most beautiful girl in the room.

Harry Osborn

I couldn't agree more.

Uh, Harry.

Harry Osborn

So you do remember my name.

That's silly, Harry. You're my friend.

Harry Osborn

If you look up " friend " in the dictionary, it says nothing about stealing away girlfriends.

Listen, I didn't steal-

Harry Osborn

But you did. And for that, I can never forgive you, ever. Thanks a lot, friend.

Mary-Jane Watson

He's got to accept the fact that I'm not his girlfriend anymore. I'm going to go talk to him.

Harry Osborn

[Opens the door and sees Peter] Peter? What are you doing here?

You still need a roommate?

Harry Osborn

Well– it is a big place.

I got to figuring. Maybe we need each other right now, old pal.