[Trapping Spider-Man in a web with robotic spiders]
MysterioThere's a certain irony here...
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Played by Gregg Berger
Spider-Man · 454 quotes
In 6 of the 454 quotes from Spider-Man
Most scenes with: Spider-Man (2), Peter Parker (2), Doctor Octopus (2)
[Trapping Spider-Man in a web with robotic spiders]
MysterioThere's a certain irony here...
Mysterio[appears in a swirl of smoke] Don't be afraid! I'm here to help! I am Mysterio, and I am putting Spider-Man on notice! There's no place you'll be able to hide, and nowhere you can run!
Far as I'm concerned, you're just another creep in a costume. What can you do?
MysterioI was hoping you'd ask. [laughs and detaches his helmet from his body - with no face visible underneath - to everyone's amazement except Peter's]
[snapping a photo] Pfft! Cheap parlor trick.
MysterioI guarantee you I'll catch Spider-Man, but I want all you bigshot media people there to record it! And now that I've started things rolling... [disappears; a basketball appears and bounces into Jameson's hands] don't drop the ball. [ball turns into his helmet] Got it?
MysterioI'm more than ready to take you on, but not here. It's got to be the same place where you ruined me.
You got a little too much gravel in that fish bowl.
Mysterio, they don't have anything to do with this. Let them go! Well, Jameson you can keep.
MysterioEnough! It's payback time.
"Payback"? For what?! You did it all to yourself!
MysterioYes, that's what my psychiatrist said. But you know what? His sessions never made me feel this good!
Supposing I have a plan of my own?
MysterioAnd I might have one too.
Solo efforts, I presume?
Mysterio"He who travels fastest travels alone."
Look where you all wound up when you worked alone: prison.
[After they unmask a powerless Peter Parker]
MysterioI say we destroy him now!
Your mind is as empty as that fishbowl you cover it with. Can you not see the truth? He is not Spider-Man.
I'm not?
Think of his miserable performance here tonight. The last time I fought Spider-Man, he was formidable, powerful, agile, almost invincible. This time he was ridiculous!
Wait a minute, I get it! [to Peter] You couldn't find the real Spider-Man, so you put on a cheap Halloween costume?
[playing along] Right...! Sure can't trick you guys.
What do you take us for, idiots? I'm shocked - and you're going to be too!
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