Rhino quotes from Spider-Man

Huh? Where did you come from?

Rhino

Jersey.

You got a claim check for that bag?

Rhino

Check this!

A little far from the Zoo, aren't you?

Rhino

Well well well, look who it is! It's the itsy, bitsy spider, and decked out in his new threads. But they ain't gonna look new tomorrow. [charges Spider-Man, who flips out of the way while he smashes into a wall]. Let's get this over with, I've gotta polish my horn.

This'll end when you tell me where me the Prometheum X is!

[lifts Rhino over his head, and starts spinning him around] Look, Hornhead, I'm not going in circles with you all night! I want an answer, now! [tosses him]

Rhino

[Spiderman grabs Rhino with one hand] What's goin' on? You were never this strong! This ain't possible!

I've just rewrote the rules. Now who are you working for?

Rhino

You know what they would do to me if I told?

A little something like this? And I'm just getting warmed up. [spins around Rhino on his own horn in the ground] The ride ends when you tell me where the Promethium X is.

Rhino

I can't, I can't!

Well, that's too bad, big boy. For you.

Rhino

[coming to a halt, falling over with a chuck of dirt stuck to his horn) Alright, I give up. I'd rather to go to jail than be a snitch.

Who said anything about jail?

Rhino

Huh? I don't get it?

You will. [while pulling steel door towards him with webbing] It's like this: I'm through with not getting what I want!

Rhino

[scared] W-what-what're you doin'? I-I-I told ya... I give up!

[growling] That's funny. I give up too. [lifts steel door over head menacingly] I give up trying to be a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man!

Rhino

[horrified] No, no. You can't..

Can't I?

Huh? Down there. I don't believe it, it's the Rhino!

Rhino

Finally found you. [chuckles] You and I got a score to settle. You should've stayed in black, 'cuz I'm gonna dirty you up bad.

Uh, sorry. They tell me the blue really brings out my eyes. [defeats the Rhino] Last time, I kicked your hide all over this town! Is your learning curve a flat line or what?

Shocker

His might be. Mine isn't! [blasts Spider-Man]

Rhino and Shocker. How'd they get together, computer dating?

Venom

Back off! He belongs to us! [defeats both Rhino and Shocker before turning his attention to Spider-Man]

Mysterio

I say we destroy him now!

Doctor Octopus

Your mind is as empty as that fishbowl you cover it with. Can you not see the truth? He is not Spider-Man.

I'm not?

Doctor Octopus

Think of his miserable performance here tonight. The last time I fought Spider-Man, he was formidable, powerful, agile, almost invincible. This time he was ridiculous!

Rhino

Wait a minute, I get it! [to Peter] You couldn't find the real Spider-Man, so you put on a cheap Halloween costume?

[playing along] Right...! Sure can't trick you guys.

Shocker

What do you take us for, idiots? I'm shocked - and you're going to be too!

Happy to see me, big guy?

Rhino

[chuckles] Delighted!

Rhino

I always wanted to send you and your big mouth to Siberia.

Yeah, at least the trip won't be long, heh heh.

Don't suppose it's got in-flight meals or movies, right?

Rhino

Say hello to the next duke in New Jersey!

The Kingpin gets the world and gives you Jersey? You need a better agent!