Alistair Smythe quotes from Spider-Man

Smythe

I get a bad feeling whenever somebody says I have to trust him.

Smythe

Did you take care of Mr. Brock

Shocker

No, he got away.

Well,if it's not my old friend, Alistair Smythe!

Smythe

How did you get in here?

Since I got my new suit, I get invited to all the best parties! [dodges Shocker's blasts]

[Launches web to Smythe and binds him] Don't leave, party's just starting!

Smythe

[the Promethius falls on the floor] The Promethium X!

I'll take care of that

Smythe

Shocker! He has the Promethium X!

Well, I see you're busy, so I'll be on my way.

Kingpin

What's the matter with you? What happened?

Smythe

Spider-Man took the Promethius X!

Kingpin

So,you have to take it back. even if you have to take the entire city hostage.

Smythe

Excellent idea.

I'm getting real tired of cleaning up your messes, Jameson.

Eddie Brock

i knew if i followed you something turned up

John?

Smythe

First hand over the Promethius

not before we see Colonel Jameson

Son!

Alright Smythe, you win. Here it is

Dad,i knew i could count on you

Always,son,always

Jameson,untie the colonel and get him out of here as far as you can

I'll guard you both from the rear

That's it,Deal's done|

Shocker

Not quite

a double-cross, big surprise!

Shocker

If think that's a Surprise then you're ready for a REAL SHOCK!

And I'm gonna tear YOU limb from limb!

Shocker

Ooh, I'm all shook up.

Eddie Brock

Ooh Spider-man is in trouble, perfect.

Pathetic

Shocker

you can't get over me!

come on, let's get this over with

i said COME ON!

Eddie Brock

it's payback time, Web slinger.

Shocker

i've still got business with you

Forget him, you're not done yet with ME! [rips the broken pillar up in the air]

Surprised, Shocker?! Let me tell it to you straight - I am INVINCIBLE! [throws the pillar to the hole where Shocker escapes]

GET BACK HERE, SHOCKER!! [Shocker races up the stairs, retreating to the top of the church bell tower] SHOOOCKEEERRRRRRRR!!! YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ME! I'LL CHASE YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EAAAAAAAAAARTH!!!!!!!!

Shocker

HEY! What're ya-! [Spider-Man killer bear hugs Shocker,squeeze him so hard that he is suffocating him]

What good are those blasters to you now?![[Starts squeezing Shocker even harder, trying to crush him]

[to Brock] You?! I'm gonna save you for dessert.

Brock

*Help groans*

And YOU… you're the main course!

Shocker

You'll pay for this!

The check's in the mail, baby!

Alistair Smythe

Why do you dress that way?

Hobgoblin

For centuries, the hobgoblin's been a symbol of irrational fear and terror. I want this face to be the very last thing my enemies see! [laughs]

Smythe

I don't trust him.

Kingpin

You don't trust anyone.

Smythe

And I'm usually right.

Smythe

You were supposed to bring Dr. Connors. Where is he?

You know everything smart guy. Didn't you know he was kidnapped?

We found him for you, Kingpin.

It is you! Nobody believed me, but I knew the famous Kingpin was really my boy Willy.

Kingpin

Wrong! As far as the world must know, "Willy" ceased to exist when you left him in prison! Now it's your turn.

[as the thugs close in] No please! Willy, don't do this!

Alistair Smythe

I knew you were ruthless, but this?

Kingpin

"The sacrifices must be made."

Smythe

I have to shut off the main power! [Scorpion blasts the main panel] YOU FOOL!

You ain't doing no more work with your machines! [attacks him]

Alisa

[runs to Silvermane] Father, no!

Silvermane

Too old!

The Vulture

I'm young again! This time, it better stay that way!

Smythe

[kicks Scorpion away] Toomes! With no one in the machine, the recombinator will overload! [Shooting the Vulture]

The Vulture

[flies up and dodges his lasers] Who cares?! I have what I always wanted! [flies away] Thanks for the new lease on life, old man! [laughs]

Smythe

[to Scorpion] You are a freak of nature, whom I shall eliminate!

Great line, coming from a cyborg!

Kingpin

Smythe, what is keeping Spider-Carnage and those Goblins?! They were due back hours ago!

Alistair Smythe

I warned you not to trust any of them.

[entering with the others] We got delayed. We ran into another Spider-Man.

Kingpin

What is this all about, Spider-Carnage?

It's that clone I told you about! All that matters is the few more hours I need to assemble my ultimate weapon. Think of it! We'll use it to take control of people's minds! Then we'll rule the entire world!

Kingpin

You have secured the final part that you required?

Of course! My device will be ready soon, and then we'll really get what we deserve... all of us. [chuckles darkly as he leaves]

Kingpin

[to Smythe] This device he is building - is it what he says it is?

Alistair Smythe

I need time to analyse it fully.

Kingpin

Keep an eye on him. He's a powerful ally, but he is more evil than anyone I have ever encountered.