Eddie Brock quotes from Spider-Man

Eddie Brock

Spider-Man! Everywhere I turned he's in my way! He cost me my job, my reputation... [sneezes] My health! [Door locked and his place evicted] My apartment?!

Brock

When I break this story, it will be Pulitzer time.

Hang loose, Brock. That webbing will all melt in a couple of hours.

Brock

You can't do this!

I already have. I won't let you ruin Connors' life.

Brock

But, but...

Brock

Boss, if I'm wrong I'll... I'll... I'll eat today's issue of the Bugle.

J. Jonah Jameson, what brings you here this morning?

You want it cooked or raw?

Brock

Hey, hey! I got First Amendment rights!

We just amended them.

Brock

But you don't understand.

You want understanding? See a shrink.

Brock

You! You just won't stop until you ruin me, will ya?

Use your head for once Brock. I'm trying to save your life.

Thanks to your photos, we got the web-slinger dead to rights.

Eddie Brock

I told you I could do the job, J.J. [Spider-man arrives through the window]

Oh, You did a job alright, on me.

Eddie Brock

Spider-Man!

Think you can hide in some cockamamie new costume?

Oh, I've got nothing to hide, pickle puss. Especially from a couple of second-rate hacks like you.

Eddie Brock

Yeah, well pictures don't lie. [Spider-Man angrily grabs Brock's jacket]

But, YOU do!

Eddie Brock

What're you talkin' about? I-I know what I saw.

You didn't see me take the Prometheum X. [Jameson backs away and press the silent security alarm under his desk]

Eddie Brock

Who else could've taken it?

What about the clown in the rhino costume, punk?

A rhino? I think that new suit's cutting off the oxygen to your brain. [Spider-man turns around and grabs Jameson by his tie]

[snarling] If you don't call off that reward, I'm gonna- [group of security guards comes bursting in through the door]

Don't even think about it.

[amused] Who needs to think? [throws Jameson's desk at the security guards]

Hey!

Watch it!

Look out! [Spider-Man leaves out the window]

[normal voice] I almost lost it again back there.

As bad as he was before, in that suit, he's even worse.

You lied to me!

Eddie Brock

Okay, okay. It was just some fool in a bad Halloween costume. What's the big deal?

I can't have someone works for me, [pounds the table] coloring the truth the laming of facts to against everything I stand for! You're history, Brock! Outta here! Fired! [Pushes Brock to the ground]

Eddie Brock

What? No, no! Wait! I have all pictures!

Out!

Eddie Brock

Come on, you hate Spider-Man, both of us do! I thought you be glad to hear it took the Prometheum X. J.J, I did it for you!

[Calling security] You did this for yourself, Brock. Get me security, I got some trash that can throw out.

I'm getting real tired of cleaning up your messes, Jameson.

Eddie Brock

i knew if i followed you something turned up

John?

Smythe

First hand over the Promethius

not before we see Colonel Jameson

Son!

Alright Smythe, you win. Here it is

Dad,i knew i could count on you

Always,son,always

Jameson,untie the colonel and get him out of here as far as you can

I'll guard you both from the rear

That's it,Deal's done|

Shocker

Not quite

a double-cross, big surprise!

Shocker

If think that's a Surprise then you're ready for a REAL SHOCK!

And I'm gonna tear YOU limb from limb!

Shocker

Ooh, I'm all shook up.

Eddie Brock

Ooh Spider-man is in trouble, perfect.

Pathetic

Shocker

you can't get over me!

come on, let's get this over with

i said COME ON!

Eddie Brock

it's payback time, Web slinger.

Shocker

i've still got business with you

Forget him, you're not done yet with ME! [rips the broken pillar up in the air]

Surprised, Shocker?! Let me tell it to you straight - I am INVINCIBLE! [throws the pillar to the hole where Shocker escapes]

GET BACK HERE, SHOCKER!! [Shocker races up the stairs, retreating to the top of the church bell tower] SHOOOCKEEERRRRRRRR!!! YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ME! I'LL CHASE YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EAAAAAAAAAARTH!!!!!!!!

Shocker

HEY! What're ya-! [Spider-Man killer bear hugs Shocker,squeeze him so hard that he is suffocating him]

What good are those blasters to you now?![[Starts squeezing Shocker even harder, trying to crush him]

[to Brock] You?! I'm gonna save you for dessert.

Brock

*Help groans*

And YOU… you're the main course!

Shocker

You'll pay for this!

The check's in the mail, baby!

Eddie Brock

Wonder what people would do if they knew who Spider-Man was?

Venom

Hey! Let's go ask Jameson about that!

Cletus Kasady

[to Dr. Ashley Kafka] Don't I get a goodbye kiss, or are you afraid I'm gonna bite?

Eddie Brock

Hey, you! Shut up!

Cletus Kasady

Hey, man, I could eat you for breakfast!

Eddie Brock

Oh yeah?! Well, I'd give you indigestion... "man".

[voice over] Venom's appearance here caught me off guard. [frees himself from Venom's web] But, Dr. Kafka's bought me some time.

Dr. Ashley Kafka

You see, you are strong enough. You can reject it.

Eddie Brock

No, Ashley. Our other is too strong!