Mary Jane Watson quotes from Spider-Man

Mary Jane

Face it, tiger. You just hit the jackpot.

Mary Jane

Guess we're not so different, huh, Dad? When things got tough, I turn tail and ran too, but not for long. The difference between us is I'm not going to run anymore, no matter what.

Mary Jane

Stick with me, tiger, and I'll teach you how to beat the odds.

Mary Jane

Where am I? Peter? Somebody, please, help me! HELP MMEEEEEEE!

What?

Mary Jane

Peter? Just wanted to make sure you're still alive.

Oh no, our date.I forgot!

Mary Jane

You sure know how to make a girl feel important.

Uh, if it isn't too late.

Mary Jane

Sorry, in my league, it's one strike, and you're out.

Mary Jane

Peter, I'm understudying the lead in the Shakespeare fest tonight and I've saved you a seat. Will you come?

Mary Jane

I'll take that as a yes. Peter, why'd you do that?

I had to.

Mary Jane

What made you think I'd let you?

I took a gamble that Peter Parker was the luckiest man on Earth.

Mary Jane

Thanks, for not coming to my play as you promised.

As I promised?!?

Mary Jane

And, don't you ever kiss me that way again!

What kiss?! The Chameleon. Oh, no! Mary Jane wait, I can explain. At least I think I can explain. Okay, maybe, maybe I can't explain. Just listen, listen to me. Hold on a second.

[Mary Jane hung up the phone and ran from the Coffee Beam and Peter follows her.] Mary Jane! Hey! Wait up! Where are you going?

Mary Jane

Look, Peter, I'm sorry, but there's some place. I gotta go, okay?

I can tag along and keep you company.

Mary Jane

[blows a whistle at the cab to call for a ride and get into it] I'm a big girl now, I can take care of myself. So stop following me! [Shuts the cab door]

This probably doesn't got to do with me. That phone call got her really jumpy! Well, she asked Peter Parker to keep out of it. Never said a thing about Spider-Man. [leaps onto wall and lifts shirt to reveal costume]

Hydro-Man

[comes from behind and puts the pearl necklace around Mary Jane's neck which startled her] Boo, guess who? It's good to finally see you again, Red. It's been too long.

Mary Jane

What is this?

Hydro-Man

I always said I'd give you the world. This is just the down payment.

Mary Jane

[takes off the pearl necklace] Look, Morrie, our relationship is over! You were jealous, overbearing, and made my life miserable! So, leave me alone! [slams the pearl necklace back in Hydro-Man's hand]

Hydro-Man

[grabs Mary Jane's wrist] At least I never ran out on you like your father did!

Mary Jane

[swipes her wrist free] You shut up about him! We were wrong for each other 2 years ago, and we're wrong now! That's all I came to tell you! [storms out the door]

Hydro-Man

Mary Jane, no- Wait!

[Looks at the unworn clothes] Hey! Where that guy go?

Mary Jane

[Hydro-Man attempts to stalk her within the water fountain] Morrie!

Hydro-Man

Hey, hey. I know why you broke with me, Mary Jane. I have no car, no cash, no class; I was a nobody.

[looks at Mary Jane and Hydro-Man] How did he beat me here?

Mary Jane

You just don't understand!

Hydro-Man

Oh, but I do. Things are different now. I can give you everything you've dreamed of. [grabs Mary Jane's wrist] You must come with me, there's something I have to show you!

Mary Jane

[swipes her wrist free] I don't have to do anything! LEAVE ME ALONE!

Hydro-Man

Fine! Have it your way. I'll show you what I'm talking about right here! [controls the water and erupt the fountain into a geyser]

[looks up at the geyser] Kumbaya!

[Grabs Hydro-Man's hand] Hold it!

Mary Jane

What are you doing here?

A 500 foot geyser in Washington square and you're wondering why I'm here? [Hydro-Man swipes his hand away from him and go near Mary Jane] [Jumps to hold back Hydro-Man] I said hold it!

Mary Jane

Looks like the end of the line.

Hydro-Man

That's right, nowhere left to run.

So why don't we all just take a break?

Hydro-Man

[wearily] You again. Haven't you figured out yet that you can't beat me?

I don't have to, slick. She already has.

Hydro-Man

Huh?

Don't you get it, Bench? She led you away from the water that feeds you. You're barely holding yourself together, pal. You're almost out of.. you.

Hydro-Man

[Looking at his arm and to Spider-Man] Why, Mary Jane? [to Mary Jane] Why?! I love you...!

Mary Jane

You don't kidnap people you love, Morrie. And you don't force yourself on people you love. Morrie, it's over, we've gotta get you some help.

Hydro-Man

[shrieks with insane rage and tries to pulverize Spider-Man] I'LL DESTROY YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS!

Mary Jane

Morrie, no!

[Hydro-Man charging after him to jump at him] Bench, don't! [Jumps away from him]

Mary Jane

[Shocked at Hydro-Man jumps onto the rooftop to be evaporated to death) He's evaporating! Does this mean he's... he's-

Not necessarily. H2O's infamous among solvents for its self-cohesiveness.

Mary Jane

[giggles] Brother, you sound like my friend Peter Parker.

Hey, don't insult me.

Mary Jane

I think he's been avoiding me, Liz.

If a man avoids a major babe like you, it could only mean one thing.

Mary Jane

What?

He isn't human anymore.

Mary Jane

Yeah right.

Mary Jane

What's the matter, Tiger? Cat's get your tongue?

You don't know the half of it.

What's your angle in this?

Saving your ungrateful life.

[Enraged] Why I oughta–!

Mary Jane

Mr. Jameson, come on!