Spider-Man quotes from Spider-Man

[about an out of control car] What's this? Another satisfied graduate of the "New York City Cab Driving Academy"?

Good reflexes for a future handbag.

What a slimy mess. Why can't I be one of those galaxy-hopping superheroes? Why do I end up in the sewers? You don't find the Fantastic Four in a sewer, or the Avengers. Never have I seen the Avengers in a sewer. Or the Defenders. Well, maybe the Hulk.

I need one chance of this or I'm lizard food. Uh-oh. Chow time!

Hold that pose. Alright, don't hold that pose. If you're gonna be temperamental, I'll fix it so you never work in this town again.

Yeah, somebody's gotta save the guy who hates Peter Parker. Guess who? Talk about dramatic irony!

Hey, guys, chill. The Widow and I are trying to share some quality time. [webs them]Thanks, I appreciate your cooperation.

Uh-oh. Foul ball. [knocks away Spider Seeker] Do the Mets need me or what?

Blind dates are like the lottery. The odds are so stacked against you. You're lucky if you ever hit the jackpot.

A freezing beam. This is enough to give me arachnophobia.

No, no, no. Take it back. It clashes with the color of my costume.

Hey, don't look at me. Maybe you didn't deliver his paper this morning.

Do you ever thought of becoming a family therapist?

You hate a lot of people, Smythe. Must be rough around the holidays.

I hate to borrow somebody else's line, but it's clobbering time!