Scorpion quotes from Spider-Man

Who the heck are you?

A real hero, you freak!

This is a joke, right?

Wow, this is not a joke. If you wanna join the Fantastic Four, you're in the wrong place.

I'm gonna crush you now!

Oh, yeah? Well, it just so happens, I like to start each day with a warm hug! Oh, who am I kidding? Everything's going black.

You gotta be nuts, mister. Why would you risk your puny life to save his?

Because you're a greater evil. And heaven help me, he's the only one who can stop you.

Huh? Did I hear right? J. Jonah Jameson is on my side?

Eat acid, Spider-Man!

Sorry, I'm on an acid-free diet!

Doctor Octopus

Back off, you pea-brained, uncoordinated, absurdly-dressed excuse for a man!

Who are you calling "absurdly-dressed"?!

Here is a little present, creep!

I sense hostility. Go with your feelings - vent!

There's only one reason I bothered to save your miserable life after your lab went kablooey! It's because I need a science guy like you to turn me back into plain old Mac Gargan!

Vulture

Fine! Then let me go, so I can cure us both!

You're gonna stay right where you are, until I can get the money to build us a lab.

Vulture

Why don't you steal it, bug-boy? Petty crime is your forte.

No! I told you - I'm going straight!

Vulture

[laughs] You're going nowhere, Gargan! You're hiding! Maybe you should call yourself "The Cockroach"!

Nah...

Took long enough to snoop you out! Looks like retirement didn't mellow you any-

Beat it, ya stinkin' yo-yo! I don't have time to joke around!

Scorpion, you're gonna listen to me if I have to tie you up with your own tail!

All right, you want my tail, Spider-Man?! Here - it's all yours! [blasts acid at him]

Stupid Wall-Crawler! You ruined everything! [Tails Spider-Man and he dodges it] I'm running out of time! [blasts acid at him]

[Jumps away from his acid blast] I'm running out of time too!

Smythe

I have to shut off the main power! [Scorpion blasts the main panel] YOU FOOL!

You ain't doing no more work with your machines! [attacks him]

Alisa

[runs to Silvermane] Father, no!

Silvermane

Too old!

The Vulture

I'm young again! This time, it better stay that way!

Smythe

[kicks Scorpion away] Toomes! With no one in the machine, the recombinator will overload! [Shooting the Vulture]

The Vulture

[flies up and dodges his lasers] Who cares?! I have what I always wanted! [flies away] Thanks for the new lease on life, old man! [laughs]

Here, let me do it. This takes muscle.

[wrenches door open] You're right. It did.

[Running through the doors] Out of my way!

Sorry Scorpion, you've exceeded your daily withdrawal limit.

You again. Why do you always show up no matter where I go?

Hey, I'm a superhero, remember?

Rhino

I always wanted to send you and your big mouth to Siberia.

Yeah, at least the trip won't be long, heh heh.

Don't suppose it's got in-flight meals or movies, right?