Peter Parker quotes from Spider-Man

Punisher

[holding Peter at gunpoint] Okay, kid, turn around - real slow.

[thinking] The Punisher?! But why?!

Punisher

I'm looking for Mary Jane Watson.

You are?

Punisher

Yeah, and three names keep coming up: the Green Goblin, Spider-Man and Peter Parker. So tell me, what's the connection?

[thinking] Great...

Punisher

Talk to me, Parker.

I have only one thing to say... [kicks up a cloud of smoke with a pumpkin bomb] Trick or treat!

Punisher

Now that I see how agile you can be on that thing, I know I'm right. [picks up Peter's floppy disk] What's this, Parker?

Punisher

What the devil?!

[flying past] HAHAHAHAHAHA!

[sarcastic] Well, what do ya know? That must be ME up there!

Harry

[delusional singing] Spider-Man and the Punisher, sitting in a tree! M.J., M.J., M.J. and me...! [cackles]

Punisher

[to Peter] Your friend Osborn here is a few pumpkins short of a full pie. But, now that you're here, kid, you've still got some explaining to do, and the first thing is: Where is Mary Jane Watson?

[thinking] Tell me this doesn't get worse.

Mary Jane

Peter?

Mary Jane! [Hugs Mary Jane] I don't understand!

Harry

It's yooo-oou!

Where were you all this time?!

Mary Jane

I don't know where I've been, or what's happened! I just knew that I have to find you. [Hugs back to Peter] I love you, Peter.

And I love you.

Why would you do that?

Mary Jane

To prove to myself that you'll always be there for me when it really counts. You will, won't you, Peter?

Yes. Yes, I will.

Mary Jane, this whole thing only proves to me how dangerous being Spider-Man's wife going to be. Are you sure you want to keep wearing my ring?

Mary Jane

Bet your life on it, tiger. It will take a lot to be Spider-Man's wife, but I learned something today. If anyone can do it, it will be Mary Jane Watson.

Nothing personal, but between Fisk and me, this wedding business is war.

[to himself] Oh, fine.

And don't worry about paying me back, you can work it off over the next decade or two.

Huh?

Harry Osborn

Get on with it, padre!

And I now pronounce you-

Let her go, Harry!

Harry Osborn

Never! Stay back, or I'll blow this place sky high!

Harry, if you really love MJ, you've gotta let her go.

Harry Osborn

Not a chance! I'd rather see her dead than in your arms, you traitor!

Harry! All this anger over imagined slights, but you can't even recognize your own mistakes!

Harry Osborn

Liz?

Harry, listen. Deep down, you know you and her aren't meant for each other. She loves Peter, but that doesn't mean that she won't always be your friend.

Harry Osborn

No! You're lying! I don't have any friends, except the Green Goblin!

You're wrong, Harry. I'm your friend, and for what it's worth, I want to be more than that. I love you, Harry.

Harry Osborn

Y-You love me?

Yes. But if you want that to, you have let the anger go.

Harry Osborn

Someone loves me. [faints in Liz's arms] You're right, Liz. Take me back to Ravencroft. I-I really do need help. Beside, heh, I-I hate weddings anyway. And Peter, Mary Jane? I'm sorry for this. All of it.

[to himself] Apology accepted, pal.

Aunt May

Please, be careful, dear. Your helping me move wouldn't be worth it if you sprained your back.

Okay Aunt May, I think I can handle it. [to himself] After all, I do have the proportional strength of a spider. [trips on a toy fire truck] Of course that spider agility of mine could use a little practice.

Let me talk to her. Now, why don't you go out and take a walk or something.

I need to do something all right, but I'll take wall crawling over walking any day.

Mary Jane

Morrie Bench?! It's not possible! I saw you evaporated to nothing!

Hydro-Man

Everything is possible for me, red. I told you, nothing could keep us apart. Not even an oblivion.

Mary Jane

Morrie! [Hydro Man water blasts Peter Parker away] Leave my husband alone!

Hydro-Man

Husband? You think I'm gonna let this wimp stand in my way? Uh-uh... We would meant to be together. I'm taking you back to New York, red, and we're going my way! [takes Mary Jane when she's shouts into the water]

Mary Jane! [dives from the boat into the water, swim, grab Mary Jane's jacket and exhale out the water] MARY JAAANNNNE!

Mary Jane

Oh, I hate this bridge!

Yeah, me too. I always get the feeling something bad is going to happen here.

Hydro-Man

[appearing behind them] Kid, you ought to become a psychic!