Harry Osborn quotes from Spider-Man

Harry Osborn

[Enraged] Hey, wait a second! They never recovered a body. There's still a chance my father survived.

Don't torture yourself with false hope, my boy.

Harry Osborn

[Stands up in rage] Don't call me "boy"! I am every bit the man that my father was. He considered you all his friends. [Holds up the newspaper] And look how you betrayed him! [Slams down the newspaper] If he really is gone, then you are all guilty of driving him to his destruction!

Young Mr. Osborn does have a point. His father's demise cannot yet be proven. Therefore, I suggest we table the issue of his replacement for the moment. I move that this meeting be ajourned.

Mary-Jane Watson

Doesn't Felicia look radiant?

Maybe to you. But I'm holding the most beautiful girl in the room.

Harry Osborn

I couldn't agree more.

Uh, Harry.

Harry Osborn

So you do remember my name.

That's silly, Harry. You're my friend.

Harry Osborn

If you look up " friend " in the dictionary, it says nothing about stealing away girlfriends.

Listen, I didn't steal-

Harry Osborn

But you did. And for that, I can never forgive you, ever. Thanks a lot, friend.

Mary-Jane Watson

He's got to accept the fact that I'm not his girlfriend anymore. I'm going to go talk to him.

Harry Osborn

[Opens the door and sees Peter] Peter? What are you doing here?

You still need a roommate?

Harry Osborn

Well– it is a big place.

I got to figuring. Maybe we need each other right now, old pal.

Harry

[delusional singing] Spider-Man and the Punisher, sitting in a tree! M.J., M.J., M.J. and me...! [cackles]

Punisher

[to Peter] Your friend Osborn here is a few pumpkins short of a full pie. But, now that you're here, kid, you've still got some explaining to do, and the first thing is: Where is Mary Jane Watson?

[thinking] Tell me this doesn't get worse.

Mary Jane

Peter?

Mary Jane! [Hugs Mary Jane] I don't understand!

Harry

It's yooo-oou!

Where were you all this time?!

Mary Jane

I don't know where I've been, or what's happened! I just knew that I have to find you. [Hugs back to Peter] I love you, Peter.

And I love you.

Harry Osborn

Get on with it, padre!

And I now pronounce you-

Let her go, Harry!

Harry Osborn

Never! Stay back, or I'll blow this place sky high!

Harry, if you really love MJ, you've gotta let her go.

Harry Osborn

Not a chance! I'd rather see her dead than in your arms, you traitor!

Harry! All this anger over imagined slights, but you can't even recognize your own mistakes!

Harry Osborn

Liz?

Harry, listen. Deep down, you know you and her aren't meant for each other. She loves Peter, but that doesn't mean that she won't always be your friend.

Harry Osborn

No! You're lying! I don't have any friends, except the Green Goblin!

You're wrong, Harry. I'm your friend, and for what it's worth, I want to be more than that. I love you, Harry.

Harry Osborn

Y-You love me?

Yes. But if you want that to, you have let the anger go.

Harry Osborn

Someone loves me. [faints in Liz's arms] You're right, Liz. Take me back to Ravencroft. I-I really do need help. Beside, heh, I-I hate weddings anyway. And Peter, Mary Jane? I'm sorry for this. All of it.

[to himself] Apology accepted, pal.