Hydro-Man quotes from Spider-Man

Hydro-Man

Forget your water-wings, dude?

Hydro-Man

[yells out to Mary Jane at the window when she's running out] Run all you want, red, you won't get far!

Hydro-Man

[comes from behind and puts the pearl necklace around Mary Jane's neck which startled her] Boo, guess who? It's good to finally see you again, Red. It's been too long.

Mary Jane

What is this?

Hydro-Man

I always said I'd give you the world. This is just the down payment.

Mary Jane

[takes off the pearl necklace] Look, Morrie, our relationship is over! You were jealous, overbearing, and made my life miserable! So, leave me alone! [slams the pearl necklace back in Hydro-Man's hand]

Hydro-Man

[grabs Mary Jane's wrist] At least I never ran out on you like your father did!

Mary Jane

[swipes her wrist free] You shut up about him! We were wrong for each other 2 years ago, and we're wrong now! That's all I came to tell you! [storms out the door]

Hydro-Man

Mary Jane, no- Wait!

[Looks at the unworn clothes] Hey! Where that guy go?

Mary Jane

[Hydro-Man attempts to stalk her within the water fountain] Morrie!

Hydro-Man

Hey, hey. I know why you broke with me, Mary Jane. I have no car, no cash, no class; I was a nobody.

[looks at Mary Jane and Hydro-Man] How did he beat me here?

Mary Jane

You just don't understand!

Hydro-Man

Oh, but I do. Things are different now. I can give you everything you've dreamed of. [grabs Mary Jane's wrist] You must come with me, there's something I have to show you!

Mary Jane

[swipes her wrist free] I don't have to do anything! LEAVE ME ALONE!

Hydro-Man

Fine! Have it your way. I'll show you what I'm talking about right here! [controls the water and erupt the fountain into a geyser]

[looks up at the geyser] Kumbaya!

Hydro-Man

There's nothing can do with you, Spider-Man. So, butt out!

Can't. They'd take away my superhero license. Anyway, this is a strict... No surfing ordinances in the park, dude. [Slings up the web at Hydro Man to cover and slammed him onto the roof and tries it again to shoot him; Hydro Man defends against it]

Hydro-Man

Pathetic. You don't really think you can match the power of Hydro-Man, do you?

Did you say Hydrant-Man? Dogs must love you!

Hydro-Man

It's Hydro-Man! And it's the last name you'll ever hear!

For somebody new to the supervillain gig, you've sure got the cliches down.

Mary Jane

Looks like the end of the line.

Hydro-Man

That's right, nowhere left to run.

So why don't we all just take a break?

Hydro-Man

[wearily] You again. Haven't you figured out yet that you can't beat me?

I don't have to, slick. She already has.

Hydro-Man

Huh?

Don't you get it, Bench? She led you away from the water that feeds you. You're barely holding yourself together, pal. You're almost out of.. you.

Hydro-Man

[Looking at his arm and to Spider-Man] Why, Mary Jane? [to Mary Jane] Why?! I love you...!

Mary Jane

You don't kidnap people you love, Morrie. And you don't force yourself on people you love. Morrie, it's over, we've gotta get you some help.

Hydro-Man

[shrieks with insane rage and tries to pulverize Spider-Man] I'LL DESTROY YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS!

Mary Jane

Morrie, no!

[Hydro-Man charging after him to jump at him] Bench, don't! [Jumps away from him]

Mary Jane

[Shocked at Hydro-Man jumps onto the rooftop to be evaporated to death) He's evaporating! Does this mean he's... he's-

Not necessarily. H2O's infamous among solvents for its self-cohesiveness.

Mary Jane

[giggles] Brother, you sound like my friend Peter Parker.

Hey, don't insult me.

Mary Jane

Morrie Bench?! It's not possible! I saw you evaporated to nothing!

Hydro-Man

Everything is possible for me, red. I told you, nothing could keep us apart. Not even an oblivion.

Mary Jane

Morrie! [Hydro Man water blasts Peter Parker away] Leave my husband alone!

Hydro-Man

Husband? You think I'm gonna let this wimp stand in my way? Uh-uh... We would meant to be together. I'm taking you back to New York, red, and we're going my way! [takes Mary Jane when she's shouts into the water]

Mary Jane! [dives from the boat into the water, swim, grab Mary Jane's jacket and exhale out the water] MARY JAAANNNNE!

Hydro-Man

Mary Jane!

Mary Jane

STAY AWAY! You stay away from me! [runs away from him]

Hydro-Man

Come back here, red. It's time we have a little heart to heart talk!

Yeah, she's here. But, she's being questioned.

Hydro-Man

[Smirking Whispers] Oh.

Visitors aren't allowed.

Hydro-Man

[whispering talk] I think you can make a little exception in my case. [Splashes her]

I don't mean to sound like Dr. Ruth, but Morrie, don't you think the lady's trying to tell you something? By evaporating you, boiling you, and fleeing in terror from you?

Hydro-Man

I am sick of your interference!

Mary Jane

Oh, I hate this bridge!

Yeah, me too. I always get the feeling something bad is going to happen here.

Hydro-Man

[appearing behind them] Kid, you ought to become a psychic!

Mary Jane

[to Hydro-Man] How can I live my life as a clone?! As a part of you?! [swipes her wrist away from him] I hate you!

Hydro-Man

Then you're just going to have to hate me for all eternity, as my wife!

[clears throat] I'm afraid I have some rather unpleasant news. The latest blood tests on Hydro-Man show that the cloning process has proven unstable. You're coming apart, just like my first clones. It has just taken longer to happen this time. According to my research, neither of you has much time left.

Hydro-Man

[exploding with rage] NO! This is all YOUR fault! [tries to attack Warren, splashing everywhere] If you couldn't do it correctly, you should have never done it at all!

[protecting Warren] Bench, stop! You're destroying the lab!

Hydro-Man

No! It's happening too fast! [almost a melt-down] I want you, Red. [Water pipes explode] I want you! NO! [Being decayed completely]

Mary Jane. No!

Mary Jane

It's too late. I'm falling apart too.

We'll get help. We'll- Warren! Warren, where the blazes are you?!

Mary Jane

Forget it, tiger. He's gone. Oh dear! But-but b-before I go, I want to let you know just one thing, i-if any part of me is anything like the real Mary Jane Watson, she loves Peter Parker more than anything in the world. More than anything.

[Heartbroken and devastated] NO! [Mary Jane Clone is being decayed completely] MARY JANE! MARY JANE! [Starts screaming in despair as water floods the room and overwhelms him]

[calling Alistair Smythe] Ah, Smythe my dear fellow! Sorry to bother you. Tell Silvermane I need some repairs down here. [looks at Spider-Man's small piece of costume material] Perhaps, soon, I might make some startling advances!