Punisher quotes from Spider-Man

Punisher

I looked the devil square in the eyes... and I blinked.

Punisher

[to Peter] I have a promise to keep, kid.

No! I-I-I give up! No, really! I give up!

Punisher

And then what? You get some weaselly lawyer? Spend a year or two in prison and then you're back on the streets again? Sorry. In this war, there's no surrender.

Punisher

Your days of terrorizing the innocent are over, wall-crawler!

Don't tell me - the skull, the corny line... your name must be Bonehead! Right?

Punisher

You kidnapped that student.

Dude, if you're trying to punish criminals, get your facts straight before you start shooting? Just a thought.

Punisher

I'm coming after you. And next time, I'm using lethal force!

Ooh, I'm so scared, I might start biting my fingernails. And man, have I got fingernails!

Punisher

Got ya!

Can't let it end like... this...! [anguish and mutates into the Man-Spider Monster]

Punisher

Come on out, I'm gonna make it quick and clean. [The Man-Spider Monster knocks his gun flashlight away from it and the monster is frightening him]

Kraven

A man that studieth revenge keeps his own wounds green. Francis Bacon. Revenge is a foolish reason to hunt!

Punisher

Maybe, but it works for me.

Kraven

Do not hurt him!

Punisher

I'm not gonna hurt him. I'm gonna disintegrate him. Won't be any nerve endings left to feel the pain!

Punisher

[holding Peter at gunpoint] Okay, kid, turn around - real slow.

[thinking] The Punisher?! But why?!

Punisher

I'm looking for Mary Jane Watson.

You are?

Punisher

Yeah, and three names keep coming up: the Green Goblin, Spider-Man and Peter Parker. So tell me, what's the connection?

[thinking] Great...

Punisher

Talk to me, Parker.

I have only one thing to say... [kicks up a cloud of smoke with a pumpkin bomb] Trick or treat!

Punisher

Now that I see how agile you can be on that thing, I know I'm right. [picks up Peter's floppy disk] What's this, Parker?

Punisher

What the devil?!

[flying past] HAHAHAHAHAHA!

[sarcastic] Well, what do ya know? That must be ME up there!

Harry

[delusional singing] Spider-Man and the Punisher, sitting in a tree! M.J., M.J., M.J. and me...! [cackles]

Punisher

[to Peter] Your friend Osborn here is a few pumpkins short of a full pie. But, now that you're here, kid, you've still got some explaining to do, and the first thing is: Where is Mary Jane Watson?

[thinking] Tell me this doesn't get worse.

Mary Jane

Peter?

Mary Jane! [Hugs Mary Jane] I don't understand!

Harry

It's yooo-oou!

Where were you all this time?!

Mary Jane

I don't know where I've been, or what's happened! I just knew that I have to find you. [Hugs back to Peter] I love you, Peter.

And I love you.