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Shocker quotes from Spider-Man

Played by Jim Cummings · 9 quotes

Shocker

Played by Jim Cummings

Spider-Man · 454 quotes

In 9 of the 454 quotes from Spider-Man
Most scenes with: Spider-Man (4), Alistair Smythe (2), Rhino (2)

Lines by Shocker 2

[after Rhino inadvertently rips Shocker's costume with his horn]

Shocker

Rhino, you clown! Your horn just ripped my electro suit! What's wrong with you?!

Scenes with Shocker 7

[to Brock]

Shocker

So, very painful or sorta painful? it's up to you. Now [grabs Brock by the shirt collar] Where are the photos of the crash site!?

What's this? A fight? And nobody invited me!

Shocker

You stay outta this!

Reasonable advice, but I haven't had much use for reason lately!

Shocker

Gettin' rid of you is gonna be a blast!

[Shocker makes a wall crumble and debris falls over Spider-man, apparently killing him]

Shocker

[Maniacally Laughing) Rest in pieces, wall-crawler!

How 'bout I follow you instead?!

[Shocker kidnaps John Jameson]

Who are you?! What do you want?

Shocker

We got important business you and I [shows hospital hand band]

What you have done to my son?

Shocker

Listen, and listen well

[Jameson inserts the key in car and Spider-man arrives on the top of the car]

I'm getting real tired of cleaning up your messes, Jameson.

i knew if i followed you something turned up

Eddie Brock: i'm betting you're plotting against me with Spider-man

John?

First hand over the Promethius

not before we see Colonel Jameson

Alright Smythe, you win. Here it is

JJJohn Jameson

Dad,i knew i could count on you

Always,son,always

Jameson,untie the colonel and get him out of here as far as you can

I'll guard you both from the rear

That's it,Deal's done|

Shocker

Not quite

a double-cross, big surprise!

Shocker

If think that's a Surprise then you're ready for a REAL SHOCK!

And I'm gonna tear YOU limb from limb!

Shocker

Ooh, I'm all shook up.

Ooh Spider-man is in trouble, perfect.

Pathetic

Shocker

you can't get over me!

come on, let's get this over with

i said COME ON!

it's payback time, Web slinger.

Shocker

i've still got business with you

Forget him, you're not done yet with ME! [rips the broken pillar up in the air]

Surprised, Shocker?! Let me tell it to you straight - I am INVINCIBLE! [throws the pillar to the hole where Shocker escapes]

GET BACK HERE, SHOCKER!! [Shocker races up the stairs, retreating to the top of the church bell tower] SHOOOCKEEERRRRRRRR!!! YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ME! I'LL CHASE YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EAAAAAAAAAARTH!!!!!!!!

[Shocker points his "Shockers" at the door he came out of, waiting for Spiderman to come out of it, but Spiderman comes up right behind him]

Shocker

HEY! What're ya-! [Spider-Man killer bear hugs Shocker,squeeze him so hard that he is suffocating him]

What good are those blasters to you now?![[Starts squeezing Shocker even harder, trying to crush him]

[Brock Arrives and Tackles Spider-man down unknowingly saving Shocker, but Spider-man raises and Grabs Brock]

[to Brock] You?! I'm gonna save you for dessert.

[Spider-man Binds Brock to a web cocoon and hangs him right below the bell]

*Help groans*

[to Shocker]

And YOU… you're the main course!

[after Spider-Man breaks his "Shockers")

Shocker

You'll pay for this!

The check's in the mail, baby!

Huh? Down there. I don't believe it, it's the Rhino!

Finally found you. [chuckles] You and I got a score to settle. You should've stayed in black, 'cuz I'm gonna dirty you up bad.

Uh, sorry. They tell me the blue really brings out my eyes. [defeats the Rhino] Last time, I kicked your hide all over this town! Is your learning curve a flat line or what?

Shocker

His might be. Mine isn't! [blasts Spider-Man]

Rhino and Shocker. How'd they get together, computer dating?

[Shocker and Rhino defeat him and leave him under a pile of rubble]

Back off! He belongs to us! [defeats both Rhino and Shocker before turning his attention to Spider-Man]

[After they unmask a powerless Peter Parker]

I say we destroy him now!

Your mind is as empty as that fishbowl you cover it with. Can you not see the truth? He is not Spider-Man.

I'm not?

Think of his miserable performance here tonight. The last time I fought Spider-Man, he was formidable, powerful, agile, almost invincible. This time he was ridiculous!

Wait a minute, I get it! [to Peter] You couldn't find the real Spider-Man, so you put on a cheap Halloween costume?

[playing along] Right...! Sure can't trick you guys.

Shocker

What do you take us for, idiots? I'm shocked - and you're going to be too!

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