ShockerTime to take your medicine, you fly-eating loser. And shock therapy's just what the doctor ordered!
A character in Spider-Man
Played by Jim Cummings
Spider-Man · 454 quotes
In 9 of the 454 quotes from Spider-Man
Most scenes with: Spider-Man (4), Alistair Smythe (2), Rhino (2)
ShockerTime to take your medicine, you fly-eating loser. And shock therapy's just what the doctor ordered!
[after Rhino inadvertently rips Shocker's costume with his horn]
ShockerRhino, you clown! Your horn just ripped my electro suit! What's wrong with you?!
[to Brock]
ShockerSo, very painful or sorta painful? it's up to you. Now [grabs Brock by the shirt collar] Where are the photos of the crash site!?
What's this? A fight? And nobody invited me!
ShockerYou stay outta this!
Reasonable advice, but I haven't had much use for reason lately!
ShockerGettin' rid of you is gonna be a blast!
[Shocker makes a wall crumble and debris falls over Spider-man, apparently killing him]
Shocker[Maniacally Laughing) Rest in pieces, wall-crawler!
How 'bout I follow you instead?!
Did you take care of Mr. Brock
ShockerNo, he got away.
[Shocker kidnaps John Jameson]
Who are you?! What do you want?
ShockerWe got important business you and I [shows hospital hand band]
What you have done to my son?
ShockerListen, and listen well
[Jameson inserts the key in car and Spider-man arrives on the top of the car]
I'm getting real tired of cleaning up your messes, Jameson.
i knew if i followed you something turned up
Eddie Brock: i'm betting you're plotting against me with Spider-man
John?
First hand over the Promethius
not before we see Colonel Jameson
Son!
Alright Smythe, you win. Here it is
Dad,i knew i could count on you
Always,son,always
Jameson,untie the colonel and get him out of here as far as you can
I'll guard you both from the rear
That's it,Deal's done|
ShockerNot quite
a double-cross, big surprise!
ShockerIf think that's a Surprise then you're ready for a REAL SHOCK!
And I'm gonna tear YOU limb from limb!
ShockerOoh, I'm all shook up.
Ooh Spider-man is in trouble, perfect.
Pathetic
Shockeryou can't get over me!
come on, let's get this over with
i said COME ON!
it's payback time, Web slinger.
Shockeri've still got business with you
Forget him, you're not done yet with ME! [rips the broken pillar up in the air]
Surprised, Shocker?! Let me tell it to you straight - I am INVINCIBLE! [throws the pillar to the hole where Shocker escapes]
GET BACK HERE, SHOCKER!! [Shocker races up the stairs, retreating to the top of the church bell tower] SHOOOCKEEERRRRRRRR!!! YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ME! I'LL CHASE YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EAAAAAAAAAARTH!!!!!!!!
[Shocker points his "Shockers" at the door he came out of, waiting for Spiderman to come out of it, but Spiderman comes up right behind him]
ShockerHEY! What're ya-! [Spider-Man killer bear hugs Shocker,squeeze him so hard that he is suffocating him]
What good are those blasters to you now?![[Starts squeezing Shocker even harder, trying to crush him]
[Brock Arrives and Tackles Spider-man down unknowingly saving Shocker, but Spider-man raises and Grabs Brock]
[to Brock] You?! I'm gonna save you for dessert.
[Spider-man Binds Brock to a web cocoon and hangs him right below the bell]
*Help groans*
[to Shocker]
And YOU… you're the main course!
[after Spider-Man breaks his "Shockers")
ShockerYou'll pay for this!
The check's in the mail, baby!
Huh? Down there. I don't believe it, it's the Rhino!
Finally found you. [chuckles] You and I got a score to settle. You should've stayed in black, 'cuz I'm gonna dirty you up bad.
Uh, sorry. They tell me the blue really brings out my eyes. [defeats the Rhino] Last time, I kicked your hide all over this town! Is your learning curve a flat line or what?
ShockerHis might be. Mine isn't! [blasts Spider-Man]
Rhino and Shocker. How'd they get together, computer dating?
[Shocker and Rhino defeat him and leave him under a pile of rubble]
Back off! He belongs to us! [defeats both Rhino and Shocker before turning his attention to Spider-Man]
[After they unmask a powerless Peter Parker]
I say we destroy him now!
Your mind is as empty as that fishbowl you cover it with. Can you not see the truth? He is not Spider-Man.
I'm not?
Think of his miserable performance here tonight. The last time I fought Spider-Man, he was formidable, powerful, agile, almost invincible. This time he was ridiculous!
Wait a minute, I get it! [to Peter] You couldn't find the real Spider-Man, so you put on a cheap Halloween costume?
[playing along] Right...! Sure can't trick you guys.
ShockerWhat do you take us for, idiots? I'm shocked - and you're going to be too!
[to Spider-Man]
ShockerI'm gonna blast you from Red Square back to Times Square!
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