Peter Parker quotes from Spider-Man

Oh no. Not Debra Whitman. The little sister I never had, or wanted.

Wow, that outfit brings out the animal in me.

I better hang tight and see what's going down, unlike mister calm next to me.

Now if I were a chameleon, whose colors would I choose?

Mary Jane, I feel like a total knob for not having called her all week. But what can I say? Hi, I really like you and wanna go out with you. I want a relationship. By the way, I'm turning into a mutant. Next date'd be a horror movie.

I thought the serum's gonna help me. But the pain... it's excruciating! [anguished, grows four extra arms through the side of his pajama shirt and looks] NO! NO!

I hate the sewer! Whenever I have to use it, I'm eternally grateful I wasn't bitten by a radioactive rat.

Anna Watson activated my spider-sense. She must be really mad at me.

[thinking, upon seeing "Ardon Broom"] If that's not Baron Mordo, then I don't stick to walls.

My Spider-sense was right about the danger. I'm in danger of being bored to death!

But what do I tell Felicia? Hey, I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is your father's still alive. The bad is they've locked him up and thrown away the key because he knows too much.

No wonder Norman went crazy. Trying to steer this things would make anyone nuts!

[Enraged] How dare you?! [Anna gasps in surprise] How dare you accuse ME of harming the one woman in the world I would give ANYTHING to protect?!

So, uh, where is your mom?

Felicia

Parker, she's out buying a new yacht.

What happened, the old one get wet?

Mysterio

[appears in a swirl of smoke] Don't be afraid! I'm here to help! I am Mysterio, and I am putting Spider-Man on notice! There's no place you'll be able to hide, and nowhere you can run!

Far as I'm concerned, you're just another creep in a costume. What can you do?

Mysterio

I was hoping you'd ask. [laughs and detaches his helmet from his body - with no face visible underneath - to everyone's amazement except Peter's]

[snapping a photo] Pfft! Cheap parlor trick.

Mysterio

I guarantee you I'll catch Spider-Man, but I want all you bigshot media people there to record it! And now that I've started things rolling... [disappears; a basketball appears and bounces into Jameson's hands] don't drop the ball. [ball turns into his helmet] Got it?