Spider-Man quotes from Spider-Man

Sorry Scorpion, you've exceeded your daily withdrawal limit.

You again. Why do you always show up no matter where I go?

Hey, I'm a superhero, remember?

Hey, you big green goof! Only a sissy would hide behind a defenseless lady.

Aunt May

I couldn't agree more.

Heck, if she wasn't here, you'd probably have your mommy fight your battles for you, wouldn't you?

Harry Osborn

Get on with it, padre!

And I now pronounce you-

Let her go, Harry!

Harry Osborn

Never! Stay back, or I'll blow this place sky high!

Harry, if you really love MJ, you've gotta let her go.

Harry Osborn

Not a chance! I'd rather see her dead than in your arms, you traitor!

Harry! All this anger over imagined slights, but you can't even recognize your own mistakes!

Harry Osborn

Liz?

Harry, listen. Deep down, you know you and her aren't meant for each other. She loves Peter, but that doesn't mean that she won't always be your friend.

Harry Osborn

No! You're lying! I don't have any friends, except the Green Goblin!

You're wrong, Harry. I'm your friend, and for what it's worth, I want to be more than that. I love you, Harry.

Harry Osborn

Y-You love me?

Yes. But if you want that to, you have let the anger go.

Harry Osborn

Someone loves me. [faints in Liz's arms] You're right, Liz. Take me back to Ravencroft. I-I really do need help. Beside, heh, I-I hate weddings anyway. And Peter, Mary Jane? I'm sorry for this. All of it.

[to himself] Apology accepted, pal.

Doc. Octopus

Spider-Man, here?

It's so gratifying to be recognized. I must compliment my P.R. firm.

Happy to see me, big guy?

Rhino

[chuckles] Delighted!

Spider-Man, are you okay?

Yeah. I'd love to chat about old times, but we've got to stop those goons.

Shocker

I'm gonna blast you from Red Square back to Times Square!

That

Doctor Octopus

Is there no place on Earth where I can be rid of your meddlesome presence?

What can I say? I'm an international sensation, Doc.

Rhino

I always wanted to send you and your big mouth to Siberia.

Yeah, at least the trip won't be long, heh heh.

Don't suppose it's got in-flight meals or movies, right?

Kingpin

I must say, this is an unexpected treat.

If I were you, Kingpin, I'd cut down on the treats.

Silver Sable

I am not a criminal, Spider. I am merely a professional for hire.

AKA, mercenary. Means you just work for whichever creep pays the most. I think I prefer these guys over here.

Because as bad as they are, you can't say they ain't honest about it.

Kragov, the chief of police, why are you doing this?

Because Kragov is only an assumed alias, Wallcrawler! My name is Reinholdt Schimdt, my father is none other than the Red Skull! And through me, I will bring my father's dreams of world domination to fruition.

Wow, solid family business, lemme tell ya!

Silver Sable

Come, we must also be off before the radiation eats away at our flesh.

No kidding, one dose of radiation a lifetime is enough.

Rhino

Say hello to the next duke in New Jersey!

The Kingpin gets the world and gives you Jersey? You need a better agent!

I needed to be with somebody a little more light-hearted. Somebody like you, Spider.

Hate to say it, Cat, but you waited a lil' too long.

[disappointed] Huh, guess I should've been more open.