Aunt May quotes from Spider-Man

Aunt May

You sound like you're catching a bug!

I certainly hope so. [talking about the Scorpion]

Hey, you big green goof! Only a sissy would hide behind a defenseless lady.

Aunt May

I couldn't agree more.

Heck, if she wasn't here, you'd probably have your mommy fight your battles for you, wouldn't you?

Aunt May

Please, be careful, dear. Your helping me move wouldn't be worth it if you sprained your back.

Okay Aunt May, I think I can handle it. [to himself] After all, I do have the proportional strength of a spider. [trips on a toy fire truck] Of course that spider agility of mine could use a little practice.