Spider-Man quotes from Spider-Man

I don't mean to sound like Dr. Ruth, but Morrie, don't you think the lady's trying to tell you something? By evaporating you, boiling you, and fleeing in terror from you?

Hydro-Man

I am sick of your interference!

Mary Jane

I hate the sound of your voice, I can't stand to look at you...

And let's not bring up your personality!

Mary Jane

[to Hydro-Man] How can I live my life as a clone?! As a part of you?! [swipes her wrist away from him] I hate you!

Hydro-Man

Then you're just going to have to hate me for all eternity, as my wife!

[clears throat] I'm afraid I have some rather unpleasant news. The latest blood tests on Hydro-Man show that the cloning process has proven unstable. You're coming apart, just like my first clones. It has just taken longer to happen this time. According to my research, neither of you has much time left.

Hydro-Man

[exploding with rage] NO! This is all YOUR fault! [tries to attack Warren, splashing everywhere] If you couldn't do it correctly, you should have never done it at all!

[protecting Warren] Bench, stop! You're destroying the lab!

Hydro-Man

No! It's happening too fast! [almost a melt-down] I want you, Red. [Water pipes explode] I want you! NO! [Being decayed completely]

Mary Jane. No!

Mary Jane

It's too late. I'm falling apart too.

We'll get help. We'll- Warren! Warren, where the blazes are you?!

Mary Jane

Forget it, tiger. He's gone. Oh dear! But-but b-before I go, I want to let you know just one thing, i-if any part of me is anything like the real Mary Jane Watson, she loves Peter Parker more than anything in the world. More than anything.

[Heartbroken and devastated] NO! [Mary Jane Clone is being decayed completely] MARY JANE! MARY JANE! [Starts screaming in despair as water floods the room and overwhelms him]

[calling Alistair Smythe] Ah, Smythe my dear fellow! Sorry to bother you. Tell Silvermane I need some repairs down here. [looks at Spider-Man's small piece of costume material] Perhaps, soon, I might make some startling advances!

What happened to you, Mary Jane? I can't go on without knowing. Not as Spider-Man!

Madame Web

Oh, how wrong you are, Spider-Man. As usual.

Madame Web!? Seriously?! Of all times, you had to pick now to harass me? What do you want!?

Madame Web

I still have something very important to ask of you. Have you forgotten that I have been preparing you this long while for the most important battle of your life?

Trust me, remembering all of my encounters with you, Madame Web, none of them ever struck me as preparation. I want nothing to do with you. Shove off.

Madame Web

But suppose I told you I know where Mary Jane is and you will only be able to find her should you heed my task.

Listen, I'm not in the mood for lies, I'm done playing your game. Just leave me alone!

Madame Web

I cannot! This is your destiny, Spider-Man. And believe it or not, now the fate of mankind rests on your weary shoulders. The greatest challenge you will ever face in your life. After all, responsibility means everything to you, does it not?

Beyonder

Just as we found you, we have scoured the Earth to find those who best represent the evil we require. Here, we have one Otto Octavius. Known to you as Dr. Octopus, who uses science to justify evil demons. He is a good first choice. In this place, we shall find another doctor, a tyrant who equates evil with power. He is so despised by his people, that they have hired assassins to eliminate him. Yes, I have use for this Doctor Doom. Now here's one who deludes himself into thinking that his evil can be dismissed because he has a just cause, he wants to save his father.

Alistair Smythe!

Beyonder

Next, I have chosen one for whom evil is a disease, his brain poisoned by radioactivity.

Curt Connors. No! Leave him out of this! He's got a wife and a child!

Beyonder

It is his alter ego, the Lizard, that I am after.

You gotta stop this!

Beyonder

I desire only one more, one's whose evil is so strong, that it has transcended the boundaries of time, the Red Skull.

This story your telling me is unbelievable. And yet, here I am with my rational mind trapped in this lizard body. I'm with you. I'll help you with whatever way I can.

Thanks, Doc.

Cat, you really have to hear us out.

Talk fast and then we'll see how angry I still am.

Cat! I hope you're still not angry with me

I certainly am.

I'm sorry. Look, I didn't bring you here so we could fight.

What did you bring me here?

I needed your support, Cat. You know how I think. You know how I like to operate. You and I work like a team. I just thought..

That I'd make you feel better? Why do you always think you're the only one who's important? I left two young heroes back on Earth who need me too. Do you think it was fair to them to snatch me away just to hold your hand, Spider? Won't you ever grow up?

Well, we're certainly off to a wonderful start.

If it gets any worse it might be wise for us to turn back.

That's not an option. We keep moving. [to himself] You almost sound like you know what you're doing. Fact is, Mo probably does a better job of leading the three stooges.

I'm sorry. I know how much you both wanted the Red Skull.

Getting our cat back was much more important, to all of us.

Cat, I'm sorry, that I brought you here against your will.

I'm not.

You're not?

I mean, I was really angry, and yet here I am fighting along side of the greatest heroes of all time.

Yeah, Cap really is one great...

I wasn't talking about Cap. You, Spider. And don't sell yourself so short. You're as good a hero as any. And you make for quite a competent leader. You've gotten us all this far. So trust me, I wouldn't want to miss sharing this action with you for all the world. Thank you.

Hold on, Doom - we're not your pawns! Under that metal suit, you're just a very disturbed human being. You can't possibly control the godlike abilities you've stolen. You might place us all in grave danger if you don't give that power up.

Do you take me for a fool? Who amongst you has ever wanted to give up their superpowers?

I have. Because I've learned, time and time again, that with great power, there must also come great responsibility. And that's a responsibility even you can't avoid!

I do not wish to avoid it. This power, this responsibility, is my destiny! Dah! I grow weary of this exercise in futility!

But the next big blow came from Dr. Curt Connors. He discovered that, according to our genetic structures, it might be Peter who was the clone, not me. That news drove Peter Parker over the edge - now he hated me with a passion.

This is starting to sound like a bad comic book plot!

How did you know the Peter Parker downstairs wasn't me?

He's nutty as a fruitcake! A girlfriend notices little things like that.

You don't know the half of it.