Spider-Man quotes from Spider-Man

Uh oh.

Ever hear the phrase divide and conquer? [they split up]

Look, I don't even know who you are.

Like you I have my secrets, but that doesn't mean you can't trust me.

Alright, but we have to return this bike first.

No problem.

And then let's discuss this bad habit you have of taking things that aren't yours.

Before we go, there's one last thing I have to tell you.

Yes?

Duck.

Duck?

Calypso?

[Stands up] Kraven. [Embraces Kraven] My darling.

Dr. Crawford?

Spider-Man.

Is there a cure for her? Can she be transformed all the way back to her normal, human self?

The only one who could come up with that antidote is Dr. Mariah Crawford herself.

No! I do not want to change. Don't you understand? [Embraces Kraven] You and I, we are truly kindred spirits now.

I do understand.

We must go.

[Stops Kraven and Mariah before they can run off] Go? But where?

We will go where we can be free. Perhaps it is better this way. I vow to stay by her side and protect her, always.

Took long enough to snoop you out! Looks like retirement didn't mellow you any-

Beat it, ya stinkin' yo-yo! I don't have time to joke around!

Scorpion, you're gonna listen to me if I have to tie you up with your own tail!

All right, you want my tail, Spider-Man?! Here - it's all yours! [blasts acid at him]

Stupid Wall-Crawler! You ruined everything! [Tails Spider-Man and he dodges it] I'm running out of time! [blasts acid at him]

[Jumps away from his acid blast] I'm running out of time too!

So, here's another fine mess we've gotten ourselves into, Ollie.

Any bright ideas, partner?

Did I hear you say "partner"?

Vulture

I can't wait to stop changing like this!

I can't swap energy with him! Stop him!

Alisa

[points her gun at Spider-Man] Get back into the machine!

[Black Cat kicks Alisa away from him] Thanks, partner!

Don't mention it, partner.

[getting older with the Vulture in the machine] Shut off the machine! He's too old!

Smythe

[to Scorpion] You are a freak of nature, whom I shall eliminate!

Great line, coming from a cyborg!

Here, let me do it. This takes muscle.

[wrenches door open] You're right. It did.

[Running through the doors] Out of my way!

You were amazing back there, more than me! I'd be honored to have you fight by my side. Not only that but I'm starting think I really do care about you. Think we could be partners?

[kisses his cheek] That... and maybe more.

Your plundering is gonna get us sliced into fish paste!

Well, that should stop them.

What if they can swim?

No way! It's flesh that provides buoyancy, or hot air. Which means you'd never drown.

Why you..

Ah, ah, ah! Be nice, I just saved your life, remember?

It's no use. These chains were stolen from above.

What they're going do with us?

They'll put us in the games.

The games?

I had hoped our father will come and put an end to the games. But instead... [starts crying]

Gila, don't give up. Listen, I know how you came to be. You and the others evolved into what you are now. This is from Doc Connors' DNA. You got it from a fluid that accidentally washed into the sewers-

[shocked] An accident? Is that all we are?

[embarrassed] I'm sorry... I shouldn't have-

Time for the games!

[as he and Gila are dragged away by the guards] Something tells me we're not talking checkers here.

[still shocked] An accident? We're nothing but an accident?

Mary Jane

What's the matter?

With all my super powers, I was helpless. It took three normal women to save the world.

Mary Jane

Anything wrong with that?

No, but I was hoping to be the only one to wear the superhero costume in the family. Of course, it would probably look better on you anyway.