You wanna take it out for a spin?
Are you crazy? This is my dad's drone!
Do you have any idea how much fun we could have with this thing? We could spy on everyone!
My dad said it's not for spying on people.
Butters, that's all drones are for.
“The Magic Bush” · Season 18, Episode 5
In this episode: Eric Cartman (3), Butters Stotch (3), Stephen Stotch (3), Thomas (2), Randy Marsh (1), Kenny McCormick (1), Jimmy (1), Craig (1)
[as the drone flies over to the backyard of the Tucker residence] Dude, there's Craig's house! That's Craig's house!
[muffled] Okay, try to get closer!
Okay, uh, maybe that's enough.
[The drone flies towards the window of Craig's bedroom, where Craig is seen sitting at his computer]
Oh, dude, look, there's Craig! [chuckles; the drone moves to the next window of Thomas and Laura's master bedroom, showing Laura getting undressed] Craig's mom's taking off her clothes.
[muffled] Are you serious?!
Let me see!
Check it out, guys, she's taking off… Oh, my God, we've got full bush!
[muffled] Stop taping!
Jeeeeezz!
[to Kenny] This thing is recording, right?
[muffled] Yeah!
Dude, that is Craig's mom's bush, right there! Wait. Wait, what's that? [Thomas has been called over and looks at the drone outside their window when Laura heard it as she stands behind him] Oh, shit, dude! Bail! Bail! [thrusts the controller to Butters]
What do I do?!
His dad sees you!
[starting to panic] I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!
Fly back to the house, stupid!
[Later… Thomas shows up at the Stotch residence and confronts Stephen about the drone spying on Laura]
[angrily banging on the door and Stephen answers] You got a problem, Stotch?!
What are you talking about?
You know what I'm talking about! There was a drone spying on my wife, and you're the only person I know with a drone!
Hey, now, hold on. I am a drone hobby enthusiast. I would never use my drone in a way that contradicts the drone hobbyist code of conduct.
Horse-shit! Your drone is out there flying around right now!
I assure you, my drone is sitting in the garage. I'll show you. [leads Thomas to the garage, opens the side door, and sure enough, the drone and its controller are sitting on the floor as expected] There, you see? It's right there.
So... so you flew it back here in time?
I swear I didn't fly it.
Well these things don't just fly themselves, do they? They ought to be illegal. I better not find out it was your drone! [leaves the garage]
[South Park Elementary School; Craig goes through his locker as Jimmy, Token, and Clyde walk up to him]
Hey, Craig, have you checked out the Internet lately? [chuckles with Token and Clyde; Cartman comes into view at the end of the hall and walks towards them]
What are you talking about?
Ohhhh nothin'. It's just that... y-you might wanna invest in some hedge clippers.
For what?
Ohhhh nothin'. You just might wanna... hire Tarzan to do some... landscaping work for your mom.
[Butters angrily comes out of nowhere and shoves Cartman into the boys' bathroom, slamming him into the stall 1 wall]
What the heck are you doing?!
Whoa, Butters, chillax, bro.
WHY DID YOU PUT CRAIG'S MOM'S BUSH ON THE INTERNET?!
[showing up at the Marsh residence with Butters behind him and bangs on the door before Randy answers; frazzled] Randy, we need to talk.
Okay.
[whispers] Inside! [moments later; pacing back and forth while Butters sits on the sofa with Randy and Sharon] I've been going over it and over it in my head. I thought Butters and I were alone, but then I saw you on the news. [walks up to Randy] Another drone hobby enthusiast whose drone was blamed for something the enthusiast didn't recall doing. Randy, this is very important. Is it possible that you did something contrary to the proper code of conduct for drone-flying enthusiasts?
No. I didn't.
I thought it was just my drone, but I think it might be all of them.
What might be?
Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth! Our drone flew! The battery was drained! The SD card was erased! Butters was the only other person who had access to it! Butters can't use the drone without my supervision! So where does that leave us, Randy?!
Drones are spooky?
If they have minds of their own, they're more than spooky! I don't know about you, but I'm starting to feel pretty unenthused about this hobby.
Have you ever seen pictures of naked women before 2005? It's not that weird.
It's okay, honey.
Please do not adjust your televisions! My name is Stephen Willis Stotch. The drone that took the video of Craig's mom… was my drone. I didn't want to believe it, but they do things without us knowing. At this point, I have completely lost all enthusiasm for the hobby. All of you with drones, please listen to me. Three days ago my drone recorded a video that something uploaded to the Internet. We all were told to respectfully not watch the video. But on the page, [holds up a printout of the YouTube page] it has over 300 million views, so if none of us watched it, who did? We have to find a way to get rid of them! Before they get rid of us!
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