[South Park Elementary School; Craig goes through his locker as Jimmy, Token, and Clyde walk up to him]
Hey, Craig, have you checked out the Internet lately? [chuckles with Token and Clyde; Cartman comes into view at the end of the hall and walks towards them]
What are you talking about?
Ohhhh nothin'. It's just that... y-you might wanna invest in some hedge clippers.
For what?
Ohhhh nothin'. You just might wanna... hire Tarzan to do some... landscaping work for your mom.
[Butters angrily comes out of nowhere and shoves Cartman into the boys' bathroom, slamming him into the stall 1 wall]
What the heck are you doing?!
Whoa, Butters, chillax, bro.
WHY DID YOU PUT CRAIG'S MOM'S BUSH ON THE INTERNET?!
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